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Once upon a time many authors collaborated to make meaningless linked story.

NGE is [here] (NGE/NGE.md)

start your journey into world of mad

or

spend your time wisely

Click here to visit my dvloper.me blog .

Are you a:

cat person

or a

dog person ?

Your adventure begins. You realize there are hundreds of paths for you to choose from. Which way should you go? Only you can decide.

Oh so many decisions - what will you do??

You decide to drop everything you're doing and run out the door!

Take some time off!

Life is full of twists and turns like but try to cheer yourself and people around you. Click Here

Who is better?

Click Here to vote for Captain America

[Click Here] (ironman/ironman.md) to vote for Iron Man

[Click here] (00_8_Agent/The_name_is_Bond_Milton_Bond.md) to vote for a Special Agent [click here] (london/london.md) to vote for london

January 2017 approaches. You have two presidential candidates to vote for.

Click here to vote for Donald Trump.

Click here to vote for Hillary Clinton.

You don't like either of these candidates. So instead, you decide to write a symphony or paint a picture.

Keith the Unicorn approaches you. He looks a little forlorn so you decide to cheer him up.

It is time to begin your adventure. Your search for the grail begins now

Down one path you see a person standing in the middle of the path. They look familiar somehow, but you just can't figure out who they are. They seem friendly so you decide to go talk to them.

Ask them to join you on a life changing quest?

Realize the truth about candidates' tax plans

How about some chill music?

Want to see my Quora profile

You decide the only way out is to climb, climb hard friend.

I also agree only way to find way is to keep climbing or walking or studying or learning or all of this is DOING. DOING will definitely keep your sharpened with latest skills (which you can get by the way from Udacity !!!)

[Know about the life of this world](00-Life-of-this-world/Life of this world.md)

This is a story to look for your own, to fight your way out of this or to calm down

Talk to neighbour

Vist the master liquid.

Drink some bear

play with the (git) branches

and search for your destiny.

Before we begin, do you need a warm-up?

Once you're warmed up, why not try a work out?

or maybe eat that delicious cucumber sandwich?

After warming up, take a minute and reflect on your love for udacity

You are are man (or woman) for all seasons but need help in choosing your travel destinations.. Of course we are happy to help you with these suggestions

Meet a Schrodingers cat

Another visitor! Stay a while...

I am the one who knocks

The Secret to Life...Seriously

Some inspirational Lines

Time for some teachings on life and success

One morning, you wake up in a strange room with marshmallows for walls.

Marshmallows smell funny. What is a marshmallow anyway?

Unexpectedly, the Chief Marshmallow demands to see your references.

Show him your references.

The Chief Marshmallow also demands that you watch Sonicsgate

(Must be a Tuesday.)

Or a Wednesday...Thursday...maybe even a Friday, but definetely not a Saturday.

Or a Wednesday...

Thursday... maybe even a Friday, but definetely not a Saturday.

Ok, we have to consider Saturday too.

this crazy thought popped into your head

Alice doesn't live here anymore, or does she?

But not Monday; you never go out on a Sunday evening......or do you?

Gee Whiz! You decide to share your story in the Acts of Kindness page.

For a second, you decide whether or not to just go back to sleep

Then, you consider playing a chess puzzle

A sound from a Hitchcock movie fills the room, then quickly fades away.

Was it the sound of a cry from the shower?

Was it the sound of birds?

It sounded like it could have been a heffalump

No... perhaps not.

Not at all.

I think it was an animal.

Nope, it was Tim Berners-Lee sobbing in despair.

Thinking back, there are no memories to suggest that this should have been anything but an ordinary morning. You didn't go out last night, you don't usually take intoxicants, what's happening...?

Maybe this is a dream?

Or a memory?

Or is it just boring old real-life?

Or The Force!

Or is this just fantasy?

Maybe it's a dream within a dream? Maybe dreaming and reality are one and the same. Maybe reality is an oxymoron when considering multiple dimensions.

Maybe you're in Inception.

But it's probably not worth dwelling on that right now, you could be in danger.

Grave danger. Oh No!

(Is there another kind?)

I actually used to know a guy named Dave Granger. We sure had some good times! Anyway, the possibility of danger lurks.

The type of extreme mortal danger that so often accompanies confectionary inspired interior design. Quickly surveying your immediate surrounds, you notice a garishly dressed, vacant-eyed young man lounging on a nearby sofa.

The man is not large but not small, but not average either. He is reciting poetry in a language you assume to be Egyptian, though you are not familiar with Egyptian. You only assume this because of the small pictograms that seem to rise into the air above his head when he speaks. One looks like a small bird. Another a small insect. A third is for all appearances the third car your father ever bought you, a small Fiat 500, which though in the picture above the man's head is purple, was in reality more of a mauve. It had a tendency to bark whenever you drove it over hills, not like the proud great dane from Nova Scotia that most smaller cars tend to imitate when taking on tasks greater than their strengths, but rather more like the small pomerainian who is now barking at the blue music notes hovering over the man's large-ish head, now peeing on the back of the sofa, making it difficult for you to remember the name of that dude you totally scored with in the back of your Fiat 500. You're finding it difficult to think. You sit down on the sofa to gather your thoughts. You think of all the men you slept with on your hitch hiking journeys across the southern american continent.

Pinch yourself to see if this is a dream.

You recall what a man said to you once: "Live as one of them, Kal-El, to discover where your strength and your power are needed. Always hold in your heart the pride of your special heritage. They can be a great people, Kal-El; they wish to be. They only lack the light to show the way. For this reason above all, their capacity for good, I have sent them you... my only son."

Remember that you are superman.

Call in the Justice League!

Interrogate the man for clues.

That sure sounds familiar...

These marshmallows are numerous and they look so delicious. ... despite the feeling they're somehow judging you for only wearing one sock.

Turn one of the marshmallows into gold.

You reach out to grab a handful of the marshmallow wall, but you can't seem to take the handful away from the wall.

You also seem to be wearing an uncomfortable and restrictive jacket made of leather...

You don't own any uncomfortable and restrictive leather jackets... How did you end up sleeping in one?

Suddenly, fuzzy memories of a tavern and an exotic woman... a house made of candy... closets full of umbrellas and leather.

An umbrella (closed) automagically appears in your left hand. You tentatively

poke the wall with it.

You decide to bite the marshmallow wall.

You are feeling very anxious at this point.

You can't decide if anything is worth it anymore so you loose yourself at a David Gray concert.

Goosebumps appear.

This is because you do not like leather for ethical reasons.

Leather is all over San Fransisco.

Ethical reason? Seriously?

You begin to break out of the jacket and find a lighter, a fork, and rope.

You also find a new packet of double chocolate caramel Tim Tams inside a pink sock.

But only find out that the chocolate has expired 132 days ago.

Do you want to try to fill the remaining space in the sock with marshmallows?

You are not sure who placed these objects near you or why.

But you have a growing sense that these mundane objects are vital to your survival.

You decide to try to light a fire to melt some of the marshmallows so you look for some kindling.

You have the suspicion that you are being closely watched.

Of course, it's that man on the sofa; go talk to him again.

Wait, I'm in front of a mirror... Am I? Let's see...

You see a polar bear searching for food.

I see that you may be from the North. How's it going?

A Shotgun appears!

Whilst cycling backwards.

"Well- OK," you admit to yourself, "perhaps I do indulge in the occasional intoxicant!"

You hear a small bird sound in the distance.

But it sounds like it might be coming out of speakers.

Something lightly brushes the back of your neck, sending a chill down your spine!

Startled, you immediately whirl around to see who (or what) touched you...but there's no one behind you.

You hear a strange noise then turn and see a large, wooden door. Too large, in fact, and yet too small, for the frame it rests in. You walk through the door.

You turn for a third time and see a small, metal door.

You knock, hear nothing and decide to enter.

Click here to use your sonic screwdriver to scan the air for alien life forms.

When you look away, a marshmallow hand attempts to grab the lighter.

But you are too quick for the marshmallow!

The realization suddenly dawns upon you the marshmallow is self aware!

You try to bury your contribution because you are slightly

Embarrassed by the exercise.

If you don't do something quickly, this marshmallow belly will digest you!

Marshmallows are going to rule the world!

Long live marshmallows!

For a few moments you think to yourself, with all these marshmallows, you have some rice krispy squres.

Hold the image of the marshmallow and...

Sing softly the song of it's people as you...

BUT!!!! wait a minute... Do you hear that??

A soft echo of a torrent is fading from far...

I felt a sudden ease of mind.

"Ok", I said to myself, "I need to get out of here"

"But first I must remember the magic spell needed to open the enchanted door!" Where is Hermione Granger when you need her? Where I ask you? Oh, I know. Click here

You pick up the fork and wrap it in rope to fashion a crappy wand.

For more on wand history here.

Pointing it at the door, eyes closed, "Alohomora..."

Nothing seems to be happening.

You pause for a second, awaiting a spectacular sight.

Sheepishly you look down on the crappy wand in your hand.

You must be doing something wrong. You drink a beer and think about it, then Ah-ha!

so many beer options..

You notice your pants are now glowing, so you must have been holding the wand upside down.

Suddenly, you become aware of the need to take a leak. You can't hold it. You wonder, Are glowing pants waterproof? You Look for a toilet

Do you:

Give up and start over.

Listen to Tales of the Inexpressable (By Shpongle)

Watch the new Star Wars trailer

Watch the second new Star Wars trailer

Live Tweet the situation

Blackout and wake up in a strange place without knowing how

Take out your knitting project and finish your sock heel turn.

Take out your crochet project instead and finish that teddy bear you've been working on.

Realize you are in the ...

Realize you better call Saul

Turn off all the lights

Sit back a listen to your favourite White Stripes track

Feel a sudden urge to dance

Make changes on GitHub to revise this crazy story

Pick up giant blowtorch

Go eat some rainbows

Admire your glowing pants

Grab some coffee?

Grab some wine?

Call the GhostBusters

Talk to Bob Barker

Hop on a plane

Spend so long trying to decide that you fall asleep

Cry out for your Mommy

Enter a Dim Reality

Watch the Warriors vs Cavaliers game 1 of the NBA Finals

Peek through the keyhole to reveal what is beyond

Try the more effective "Apparation" spell to teleport elsewhere

Begin to feel suspicious

Want to break free

Open the door and run outside

Give the marshmallow entity a turing test

Step into an adjacent room to check your social media hubs

Try and interact with the marshmallow hand

Check your phone for date, time and location?

Check mspaintadventures

Lunge for the lighter

Ask to Alice

Close your eyes

Grab the lighter first?

Make a swing with rope and jacket

Start eating the walls?

Give the marshmallow to the polar bear?

Realize you are in Minecraft

Try to pull a MacGyver with the lighter, fork and rope?

Quickly run outside and explore?

Light a fire?

jump in a chocolate pool?

Hungry Kya?

Offer to get the narrator a ladder, so they can get off your back?

Dig a hole with your bare hands?

Go back to sleep?

Stay puft?

Dig at the walls with a fork

Invite some friends over?

Look for a way out?

Count the marshmallows?

Begin to dance to pass the time?

You pinch yourself to see whether you are dreaming?

Promise to yourself this is the last time you take hallucinogenic mushrooms?

Think this is too surreal and decide to try the French version instead?

Think this is a dream, and jam the fork into your hand to wake up?

Go out and collect mushroom?

Try to walk around

Make one of those weird marshmallow Jell-O salads?

Begin to sing out of fear?

Go meditate and ponder about your next step?

Scream out of fear?

Get to work on the best batch of cookies ever made?

Start tying knots on the fork?

Start pondering how you got yourself in a sticky situation?

Create a new jacket out of marshmallows?

Go straight to the solution!

Cook them marshmallows

Explore Wikipedia

Whip out your spork, start a fire and make giant s'mores?

Ask yourself how you got yourself into this situation - AGAIN?

Challenge the Marshmallows to a Rock Off!

Call a doctor

Remember that pill you took

Light up the wall

Hide the lighter fork and rope in your pocket

Make a necklace out of the marshmallows

Light up the wall 2

Switch on your laptop and..

Lion King

Perform some magic

Raise your self so high

Put yourself back in the straitjacket

Find the bird

Attempt to befriend the marshmellow man

Try to use one of your pokemon?

Throw a rock at it and see if it moves

Start tickling the marshmallow

Enter the time tunnel

Tie the marshmallow's hands and legs

Use the fork, Luke!

B b b bird bird bird, bird is the word

Quote of the day

Escape and find a phone to call...

Play some cricket

Run back and forth quickly slamming into the walls

In their tongue he is Dovhakiin, DragonBorn, FUS ROH DAH

The walls start closing in

Come to Nepal

Order Pizza

Summon your robot army

Oh dear! You ended up in Candyland!

Give 'em the Leslie Howard!

You punch the first person you see!

Hulk smash?

Marsh Attack!!!

Got Lost

Try to make smores

Summon your humble servant

Summon the magical snuffbox

Become the One?

Melt all the marshmallows to make s'mores?

Want to cook boneless pork shoulder roast?

Take a selfie?

Say something

Try the Marshmallow Test on it?

Become an Octodog

Make a Marshmallow cake

I'm Batman

You realize you are in NeverLand and you are never going come... so you sing the Tinker Bell song

You decide to become a marshmallow yourself.

Explain Fizzbin to the marshmallow hand?

Drool on the Marshmallow to show demonstrate your digestive superiority

Eat the Marshmallow

Escape into Willy Wonka Lego-World

Eat breakfast

After breakfast you lookup triathlon

The inception protocol

Choose the blue pill or the red pill?

Pull out your proton pack!

You take the red pill

Twas the Night Before Christmas

Check Reddit for any useful information.

Watch Up

Give up and search for oil fields

Appear on Falkor’s Back

Sit and ponder how you got into this situation

Smart Ape roasting a marshmellow

Bruce Wayne is BATS !!

Use your chance, master self-control

Have a Pip-Boy

Call upon one of your past lives as avatar

Play some GTA5

Ask a question on Quora?

Search for gluten

Ask a question on Quora?

Go afk and report the jungler?

Leap on the Polar bear and charge

Commit suicide

Make an appointment with the dentist

Create an artificial intelligence to help you escape

You Google what to do

Abdul kalam quotes on overcoming fear

If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.

There's no such thing as a free lunch.

Follow the dog...

What is LOVE ?

Got to Singapore

Talk to Finn

Play Guitar

Contemplate the meaning of life

Rinse the marshmallow under the tap then eat it

Wake up!

Thank Mr. Skeltal

Utilize your wand once again...

Draw a trapezoid

Stop, hammertime!

Analyze the composition of the marshmallow

Watch Barcelona game

Oops! this story ain't ending..

Code

Screaming goat is screaming

[Play on miniclip!] (papa-louie/papa-louie.md)

Visit Sturgis 2015!

Attack marshmallow pikachu!

"I have problems with my sleep," you realise. "I'm going to move to New York."

Summon Dragons of the Khaleesi

Bounce

Play some DotA 2

Play Starcraft 2

Play some Geometry Dash

See if there is a Udacity course on the subject

Click here to listen to music.

Consult Flann O'Brien

Attack it with a lightsaber

Decide to browse Reddit instead

[It's time to take a vacation] (licked-cat/vacation.md)

And then you realize that Burning Man is over, so no real vacations :(

present-tense

Think about happy thoughts while spinning around in circles

Story of DKER

Get your prostate checked

If you eat a lot, you should also exercise

A quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog!

Buy a 1st class ticket and fly to Las Vegas NV; what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

Make marshmallow masala chai

Watch a recording of an awesome jazz concert

whilst wandering through the vastness of this universe.

But what universe is this?

Either way we are cool, right?

This [miracle man] (copper-plate-man/copper-plate-man.md) can read your mind without uttering a word.

You decide that you do not want to visit the miracle man. You check your phone to find something else to do.

And you plug-in to play some music.

The next thing you know, you're up all night in Croatia mixing a new playlist

You remember the story of a robot.

Wondering how you got here, you feel a strange tingling in your hands, almost as if they are responding to your new surroundings. You feel an urge to gesture forward, and as you do a large pink marshmallow shoots out of your hand into the wall before you. Explore your new marshmallow powers.

The evil and heroic marshmallow

All in a hard days work, do you play some music.

As you hold your pot of precious hunny, you begin to hear an ominous voice...

Honesty in a hard way Watch it

Maybe, just maybe, your not here, and this isn't happening

But the call of of nature wasn't going away so you push open the toilet door and go in..

Just then you recall the news story of what is causing the [strange noise] in toilet (http://nydn.us/1iLJF83) you look around..

...and you are horrified by what you see

You escape into a recording studio

Now for some music

And then you stumble upon something completely different

After the stumble you trip over a plant guess what the plant is?

What about skydiving

Story intensifies!

You decide to take a shortcut on the way to the movie...

Instead of going to the movies, you decide to solve the gase crisis instead.

You made it through the day and are starting to get sleepy... Time to fall asleep

You wake up in front of a computer screen. You begin reading the text of a markdown file called marshmallow.md. As you read you realize that the story is about you! remember this story!

This false egotism makes you forget something important.

Call a random number

You must be lonely. Want a friend?

When I code over my weekend, I feel that this becomes my whole life.

Suddenly you feel a strong craving for something.

Despite the little conundrum that you resolved, you realize that it's now Friday, December 4th.

"Wait a minute", you gasped, "The English Premier League is on tomorrow!!"

With that new revelation in mind, you quickly make like David Hasselhoff and wiggle your wrist to show off a nice particular watch that even listens to you when you speak to it.

"Ahem!"

So the Epic Sexy Sax Guy saves the day, go here to read more about him ...

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["Train Ride!"] (train-ride/train-ride.md)

I consider publishing a spoiler to the new Star Wars movie

"What's a Heffelump?" asked Sheffield inquisitively.

"I dont't know! Why should I care?" replied Donald Trump.

When faced with a lot of work and impending deadlines in the (not so near) future, there are two options you must choose from.

You may either do this,

or that.

This is one weird story. Did anybody read the whole page?

I sure did not. This is as weird as it gets.

Get Crazy!

"I should completely ignore all of the above boring messages and move to the greatest city on earth!" I exclaim move to Boston."

Wait a second, I actually meant to say that Camelot is where I really want to go!

"Who will you [serve] (joshua_24_15/joshua_24_15.md)?"

Yourself?

Instead of reading this entire story, you decide to go see the new star wars!

As you're walking down the street you see something

You decide that $1.5 billion is too much to pass up, so you buy a Powerball ticket.

Do you have my stapler?

Build a car

What is Bayes' theorem?

The divergence is coming, survive or perish?

Hear a roaring sound in the distance

You decide to work on one of your big projects...

You start off strong...

But there are too many hurdles in your way.

"What a joke?", he said, after looking at the news

Hmmm....I wonder what this fortune cookie says...

It says you should brew some beer.

The news says it all my people!

Bible says... As you sow, so shall you reap

So shall you reap, and the steelers know that all too well!

Until you realize that even marshmallows need LOVE.

Marcel needs a new pair of shoes, will you buy shoes for Marcel?

You look up and out to the ocean. In the distance you see a mermaid

The mermaid above died, but don't worry...

A fairy tale about a shoemaker and elves

The 3 Rules of Test Driven Development Read the Rules

The understanding of git go here

[Link to Git Official Website] (git/git.md)

[link to google website] (kumar/kumar.md)

Hi i got this one for udacity team.

As the sand encompassed her toes and the ocean-spray breezed through her nose

she froze...

But the cold never bothered me anyway.

Let it go, let it gooo...

CANT HOLD IT BACK ANY MORE

Do you want to build a [snowman?] (snowman/snowman.md)

It doesn't have to be a snowman

I think I'll try defying gravity.

Do you know Indonesian Culture?

Paint It Black

Try to solve Rubik's Cube

To Infinity and Beyond

I hope you aren't using a poorly built crawler on this

Read my story

..and recall that Carl Johnson might be alive

Or, forget it all, and jump off the cliff

Make a pie chart

Read a story of a crouch dragon

Write a hiku

Explore the unknown. Most people die without ever visiting this place.

As you attempt this, a voice booms!!

The boom

Is it really? You see what appears to be a tunnel, a tunnel leading into the unknown

You start your way through the tunnel but you feel something coming on

For the love of Matt Murdock Daredevil

You feel woozy, you take a nap.

You decide to go scuba diving and see a great submarine.

So what to do next? Three doors appear and all other ways out disappear. So you pick the right door

You put your cowboy hat back on your head.

Or... or... or... Oh, I forgot! You foget something, but you decide to move on.

You follow the panda up the nearest tree, chewing bamboo shoots as you go bamboo-shoots

And then you look up and see it, you can't bealive is him but there he is staring at you

Do nothing.

[Rent a hydroplaning dog sled to get you to the other side of the world] (dog-sled/dogsled.md)

Toasted marshmallow

While having toasted marshmellows and watching the warriors beat the grizzlies, you realise they set a new record. The new record is!

Of Course you must reach the end of your story, but remember this.

Life is full of puzzles.

You hear a hollow voice say "Plugh". Mesmerized, you say "Plugh".

A light appears all around you and something comes into focus in the distance. What is that?

Story about Indian Hockey Player Rupinder Pal Singh

If you have read this far, then you must be in pain.
Click here to learn about Accupuncture.

As you approach the Stargate with trepidation, you can hear the troops getting closer.

Health and Life Lovely Quotes

The lannisters always pays thier debts, says tyrion lannister. Interesting character he is.

Time to move to Canada, eh?

You struggle to find a line break to add your own adventure. You also want to undo the Brexit result. You try CTRL-Z...

The crushing weight of all these options causes you to end your life.

You're reincarnated as a green starfish but wish you were blue instead.

Motivate yourself

You wake up as Harry Potter ... and are facing Voldemort in a duel? What should you do

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering [why] (stan/stan.md) I got out of bed at all...

[Click] (vote-the-president/bernie/Bernie.md) here to vote for Bernie Sanders.

You decide you want to be a pirate and remember a show called onepiece

You looking for a country for advanture? Try Taiwan!

you find a mysterious cup with clear liquid in it. drink?

Time to check out the latest Total War - Warhammer!

You wake up in the morning and your computer is looking out of the window

Instragram, a great place to spend time. Visit my profile

You've been charged with treason against the King. You wake up in prison.

My visit to the zoo.

You wake up confused, you faint you go back in time

The Hungry Prince

The Angry Prince

The password is xyzzy

Say "Hi" to Guangwu

Perishing in an avalanche of words, in a mundane collection of sentences called "stories". Devastated?

Ever the fan of Doug Adams.

If you really want to know the answer to the question.... "What is the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything?" then you need some Deep Thought

Check out this showerthoughts subreddit

Discover a new genre of music!

Watch Too Many Puppies!

You meet Rickson Gracie...

You decide to quit your job to play Pokemon Go full time.

Learn about something random here!

Learn about Ankesh here

Hold the door! [Spoiller GOT]

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You realise that the philosphy of life in general boils down to that one central question... will you? or will you not? So Will you?

You recited cosmological argument in the morning in hub.

You take the time to contemplate the nature of identity.

Click here to find out what the meaning of life is.

so lazy here

Update your Smartphone to the Marshmallow 6.0!

Click here

Click here to learn more about the MEAN stack here

Do you like stargazing ?

Let's learn some mandarin

Neurons for social memories, more info

What is the meaning of life? To find out click here.

What is that shiny in the window? Come in and take a look