REASONS YOU'LL BE SHOT WITH A NERF GUN

1. DEPRECATING WITH NO LINK TO A NEW VERSION.
2. DOCUMENTING A TYPE-SAFE LANGUAGE WITHOUT INCLUDING PARAMETERS AND FUNCTIONS.
3. RELEASE FUNCTIONALITY WITH DOCUMENTATION OR RELEASE NOTES.
4. IT'S PRONOUNCED IMGUR AND GIF. LET IT GO.
5. PEDANTREE.
6. EDITING THESE RULES WITHOUT PERMISSION.
7. THIS IS CAMERON'S WHITEBOARD UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE.
8. TOUCHING THE SCREENS.
9. USING NON-DESCRIPTIVE VARIABLES OR FUNCTION NAMES.
10. USING 3-D PIE-CHARTS.
11. using comic sans (except for comics) :)
12. NOT CHECKING IN CODE
13. USING "IT WORKS ON MY MACHINE" AS AN EXCUSE.
14. B AD K ER NING!
15. FORGETTING LIFE SAVING MEDICATION. AGAIN.
16. PULL-REQUESTS THAT TAKE LONGER THAN 10 MINUTES TO REVIEW. (AND THEY'LL BE REJECTED).
17. KILLING YOURSELF BECAUSE OF THIS PLACE.
18. NON-SPECIFIC CALENDAR EVENTS.
19. USING ESCAPABLE CHARACTERS IN FILENAMES.
20. STRUGGLING IN SILENCE FOR AN HOUR.

Addendum

Please note the following annotations, see the rules.jpg for examples:

• For rule 4, "IMGUR" and "GIF" should be green. "LET IT GO" should be red
• For rule 5, the "5" should be blue.
• For rule 6, there should be red smiley faces in the hole of the R of "RULES" and P of "PERMISSION"
• For rule 8, the text should be double height and red
• For rule 11, the text should be in Comic Sans
• For rule 15, "AGAIN" should be red