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+## This is a joke I dont not hold responsibility. ##
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+1. Locate your item. It can be anywhere - from a classroom to the main office at your school. This guide will focus on stealing from the main office.
+2. Ensure no one is watching. Teachers, especially higher-up staff, will be suspicious if they catch you looking around and hovering near a piece of tech that isn't yours. Even students, as they will ask questions.
+3. Gently slip your desired item into a hidden area. This can be a bookbag, a purse, or even a pocket, if space allows so.
+4. Return to where you were, prior to stealing the item. Avoid acting suspicious. If anyone notices it's missing, try to ignore the situation.
+5. repeat as needed.
+6. Wait for the period to end and leave the classroom, without drawing too much attention to yourself.
+7. Leave the school.
+8. Make sure your parents don't notice you just stole school property. (This can be achieved by hiding it in a place you know they don't check - e.g. your closet, under your bed...)
+9. Make sure to unenroll any devices you stole by removing the enrollment chip.
+10. Go to https://ebay.com
+11. Sell your stolen goods to someone on the other side of the world.
+12. Profit immensely from your struggling school with underpaid staff.
+13. Spend profits.
+15. Have your parents get a call from the school.
+16. Post your home address in ⁠big-premium and beg for someone to come kidnap you so you don't get arrested.
+18. Make bail with your cash you made from stolen goods
+19. Live a life of crime (come back as an alt account).
+20. Have your first time.
+21. Just post a kajig already.
+22. You don't have perms.
+23. Skill issue.
+24. Pull out your uno reverse card.