The bot could multiply large numbers in headlines by 1000

[zuzak]

requested on IRC

[georgewatson]

Suggested replacements:

thousand → million
a[i] + "illion" → a[i + 1] + "illion" where a = [m, b, tr, quadr, quint, ..., octodec, novemdec, vigint]
a → a + "000" if int(a) > 1000 (must handle commas & spaces)
(E|10^|10**)n → \1(n + 3) if typeOf(n) == "int"

[zuzak]

Split the easy one out into a new issue.
For a more scaleable solution I guess you could convert the words into numbers, transform them, and then use write-int to bring them back numbers.js