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"1": {
"metadata": {
"name": "Nammu",
"jbx_range": "1-99",
"range_width": "99",
"arcana": "5",
"comms": "0",
"grind": "0",
"perception": "4",
"strength": "0",
"shadowiness": "5",
"history": "The Banny that started it all. The one. The only. The magnificent, majestic and magnanimous. The OG Banny. All Bannies take some part from illustrious existence. Many Bannies tell tales of a vague, distant memory— some ascribe it to pure chance, others to the supernatural. Then yet other will tell you that OG Banny is bound to come into the world, in full, fleshy banana form. Others say he has come back many times, sometimes as an apple, other times as an orange. And yet others say he is yet to come, and when he comes, existence as we know it will change. And then there’s those who say that he’s far more than any of that: he’s a historical whisper, lost for generations and whose echo reverberates around the lore he inspired. An OG, if ever there was one.",
"motto": "In the beginning, there was OG Banny."
},
"layers": {
"Body": "Yellow",
"Both_Hands": "Nothing",
"Choker": "Choker",
"Face": "Eye_Mouth",
"Headgear": "Nothing",
"Left_Hand": "Nothing",
"Lower_Accessory": "Black_Shoes",
"Oral_Fixation": "Nothing",
"Outfit": "Nothing",
"Right_Hand": "Nothing"
}
},
"2": {
"metadata": {
"name": "Farceur",
"jbx_range": "100-199",
"range_width": "100",
"arcana": "2",
"comms": "4",
"grind": "1",
"perception": "2",
"strength": "1",
"shadowiness": "0",
"history": "A ostensibly jovial banana if ever there was one, Farceur is stuffed from end to end with silly laughs and slapstick goodness. He’s a proverbial wild-card that you can always count on to get a laugh or shock his eager audience. But something about his expression as of late seems a bit troubling— a certain ennui in the eyes that suggests he, a banana who gives all his joy for others to be entertained, may have nobody to bring joy to him. A sad clown he is not— at least, not yet. They say here and there and everywhere, across all the lands, that Farceur can make anyone laugh at will. Indeed, one day a banana sat forlorn in a confessional and, being at his wits end, confided that he was in desperate straits, and felt like there was not joy in the world. “I’m sorry you feel this way,” the father told him, “I hear that Farceur is in town, and he can make any banana laugh. Please go see his show. He will help you.” “But father,” the banana cried in anguish, “I am Farceur!”",
"motto": "You do not yet understand the stage. How could you possibly understand life?"
},
"layers": {
"Body": "Yellow",
"Both_Hands": "Nothing",
"Choker": "Choker",
"Face": "Eye_Mouth",
"Headgear": "Farceur",
"Left_Hand": "Nothing",
"Lower_Accessory": "Black_Shoes",
"Oral_Fixation": "Nothing",
"Outfit": "Nothing",
"Right_Hand": "Lollipop"
}
},
"3": {
"metadata": {
"name": "Bronson",
"jbx_range": "200-299",
"range_width": "100",
"arcana": "0",
"comms": "4",
"grind": "4",
"perception": "2",
"strength": "3",
"shadowiness": "0",
"history": "Whether you want some fresh hummus, or a nice gyro with a side of sweet potato fries, or even just one of your enemies dismembered by a psycho with a meat cleaver who can also keep rhythm on the beat, Bronson is your banana. Cuddly and unassuming at first glance, he’ll turn up the charm if you’re been nice, and the violence if you’ve been naughty. He runs a tight ship on any kitchen, and he likes to bring the pain when he needs to. Some say the meals he makes can put any man in good spirits. He’s always wanted to cook for Farceur, who he heard was down in the dumps, but so far he’s never had a chance. Will that change in the future?",
"motto": "We makin’ enemies or we makin’ kafta over here?"
},
"layers": {
"Body": "Yellow",
"Both_Hands": "Nothing",
"Choker": "Choker",
"Face": "Eye_Mouth",
"Headgear": "Bronson_Hat",
"Left_Hand": "Nothing",
"Lower_Accessory": "Black_Shoes",
"Oral_Fixation": "Nothing",
"Outfit": "Bronson",
"Right_Hand": "Butcher_Knife"
}
},
"4": {
"metadata": {
"name": "Johnny_Utah",
"jbx_range": "300-399",
"range_width": "100",
"arcana": "0",
"comms": "3",
"grind": "4",
"perception": "1",
"strength": "0",
"shadowiness": "0",
"history": "We makin’ enemies or we makin’ kafta over here?",
"motto": "I’m just an ordinary banana who likes to surf. Nothing to see here."
},
"layers": {
"Body": "Yellow",
"Both_Hands": "Nothing",
"Choker": "Choker",
"Face": "Eye_Mouth",
"Headgear": "Nothing",
"Left_Hand": "Surf_Board",
"Lower_Accessory": "Sandals",
"Oral_Fixation": "Nothing",
"Outfit": "Johnny_Utah_T-shirt",
"Right_Hand": "Nothing"
}
},
"5": {
"metadata": {
"name": "Musa",
"jbx_range": "400-499",
"range_width": "100",
"arcana": "0",
"comms": "2",
"grind": "5",
"perception": "2",
"strength": "4",
"shadowiness": "1",
"history": "Sweet in nature and with a proven track record of tilling fields and reaping what he sows, Farmer Banny is popular and good-natured, and oddly attractive for apes of all species. He knows how to keep his head down and put in a good bit of elbow grease to get the job done. He’s so consistent, in fact, that one may wonder if there isn’t a second life he may be hiding. After all, who can be so put-together?",
"motto": "You reap what you sow."
},
"layers": {
"Body": "Yellow",
"Both_Hands": "Nothing",
"Choker": "Choker",
"Face": "Eye_Mouth",
"Headgear": "Musa",
"Left_Hand": "Nothing",
"Lower_Accessory": "Black_Shoes",
"Oral_Fixation": "Mouthstraw",
"Outfit": "Musa",
"Right_Hand": "Nothing"
}
},
"6": {
"metadata": {
"name": "Primrose",
"jbx_range": "500-599",
"range_width": "100",
"arcana": "1",
"comms": "4",
"grind": "2",
"perception": "4",
"strength": "1",
"shadowiness": "0",
"history": "Primrose is an absolute delight of a Banny if ever there was one. She’s covered in a double-coat of skin and clothing, and when her personality blooms, a fragrant waft of gentle sweetness fills the air. Not unlike a budding flower, Primrose shows the colors of her personality to attract friends and foes alike. But beware— they say she has no thorns, but that may just be because she’s so good at hiding them.",
"motto": "Not all thorns have roses."
},
"layers": {
"Body": "Pink",
"Both_Hands": "Nothing",
"Choker": "Choker",
"Face": "Eye_Mouth",
"Headgear": "Brown_Hair",
"Left_Hand": "Nothing",
"Lower_Accessory": "Black_Shoes",
"Oral_Fixation": "Nothing",
"Outfit": "Primrose",
"Right_Hand": "Nothing"
}
},
"7": {
"metadata": {
"name": "Princess_Peach_Toadstool",
"jbx_range": "600-699",
"range_width": "100",
"arcana": "1",
"comms": "5",
"grind": "3",
"perception": "3",
"strength": "2",
"shadowiness": "0",
"history": "Ostensibly always in need of rescuing, Peach has a habit of finding herself in situations that can seem a bit overwhelming. But notice— each situation is met with a hero to save her, willing to die for her. One rescue we may chalk up to unexpected trauma. Two rescues? Bad luck, to be sure. But dozens? What in her personality is bringing about these constant kidnappings? Could it be that she’s just so sweet that no kidnapper can stay away? Or is her saccharine bubbly beauty nothing more than a honey pot, the mechanisms of which we have yet to figured out?",
"motto": "Help meeeee!"
},
"layers": {
"Body": "Yellow",
"Both_Hands": "Nothing",
"Choker": "Choker",
"Face": "Princess_Peach_Toadstool_Face",
"Headgear": "Princess_Peach_Toadstool",
"Left_Hand": "Nothing",
"Lower_Accessory": "Black_Shoes",
"Oral_Fixation": "Nothing",
"Outfit": "Princess_Peach_Toadstool",
"Right_Hand": "Nothing"
}
},
"8": {
"metadata": {
"name": "Rose_Bertin",
"jbx_range": "700-799",
"range_width": "100",
"arcana": "0",
"comms": "4",
"grind": "4",
"perception": "2",
"strength": "2",
"shadowiness": "0",
"history": "Nobody has an eye for style like Rose, the most fashion-conscious Banny. Whether strapless, trapeze or princess, there isn’t a type of dress she can’t design with the utmost care and skill. Her artistry and unmatched skill means she is in demand by only the most powerful Bannies in the universe, where she also crafts find hats and serves as an advisor to the powers that be. The hats she makes have crowned royalty, but don’t get it twisted— when the going gets tough, Rose knows how to get out of dodge. When the hammer falls, it’s not Rose’s head that gets smashed to bits— but whoever’s it is may just be wearing one of her hats.",
"motto": "Rulers are charming marionettes."
},
"layers": {
"Body": "Yellow",
"Both_Hands": "Nothing",
"Choker": "Choker",
"Face": "Eye_Mouth",
"Headgear": "Rose_Bertin_Hat",
"Left_Hand": "Nothing",
"Lower_Accessory": "Black_Shoes",
"Oral_Fixation": "Nothing",
"Outfit": "Rose_Bertin_Dress",
"Right_Hand": "Nothing"
}
},
"9": {
"metadata": {
"name": "Banmora",
"jbx_range": "800-899",
"range_width": "100",
"arcana": "4",
"comms": "4",
"grind": "3",
"perception": "2",
"strength": "4",
"shadowiness": "4",
"history": "Banmora only knows how to go at breakneck speeds: being the last of your kind will do that to you. Whether she’s ultimately on the side of truth or deception is of no consequence— she will bring the full power of her skills to the battlefield either way. Always good at keeping a Zen-like attitude in the heat of danger, she longs for little more than finding a silver companion to spend eternity with. But with so much hostility in the world and not enough Bannies to fight, how will she ever get the time to do that? Sometimes she feels like she’s fighting infinity wars.",
"motto": "Throw your life away for justice."
},
"layers": {
"Body": "Green",
"Both_Hands": "Nothing",
"Choker": "Choker",
"Face": "Eye_Mouth",
"Headgear": "Red_Hair",
"Left_Hand": "Nothing",
"Lower_Accessory": "Black_Shoes",
"Oral_Fixation": "Nothing",
"Outfit": "Banmora",
"Right_Hand": "Nothing"
}
},
"10": {
"metadata": {
"name": "Banny_Ipkiss",
"jbx_range": "900-999",
"range_width": "1000",
"arcana": "4",
"comms": "4",
"grind": "2",
"perception": "1",
"strength": "2",
"shadowiness": "0",
"history": "You never quite know what you’re getting with this Banny. Sometimes he can be mild mannered, almost meek— unremarkable in the truest sense of the word. But just when you think you’ve got him pegged, another side emerges— a zany side that’s as irreverent as it is violent. A bank teller by day who likes to spend evenings at the Copacabana beating up thugs and gangsters, one could say he’s amongst the most interesting of the Bannies out there. Just hope you don’t meet him on a bad night.",
"motto": "It’s t-t-t-token’!"
},
"layers": {
"Body": "Green",
"Both_Hands": "Nothing",
"Choker": "Choker",
"Face": "Eye_Mouth",
"Headgear": "Banny_Ipkiss",
"Left_Hand": "Nothing",
"Lower_Accessory": "Black_Shoes",
"Oral_Fixation": "Nothing",
"Outfit": "Banny_Ipkiss",
"Right_Hand": "Nothing"
}
},
"11": {
"metadata": {
"name": "John_Row",
"jbx_range": "1,000-1,999",
"range_width": "1000",
"arcana": "0",
"comms": "1",
"grind": "4",
"perception": "4",
"strength": "3",
"shadowiness": "1",
"history": "If he’s not busy smuggling goods and stacking paper like a boss, there are few things John Rowe likes to do more in his spare time than to grab a bit of bait and head out onto the open water. His tranquil nature belies a serious business acumen, and his bait and rod could slay even the most feisty fish in the sea. Whether he’s out on the lake or in the throes of a business deal going south, he always play his cards close to his chest. Forsooth, nary a banana nor a monster of the sea can outsmart this shrewd old banana.",
"motto": "Peel softly and carry extra bait."
},
"layers": {
"Body": "Yellow",
"Both_Hands": "Nothing",
"Choker": "Choker",
"Face": "Eye_Mouth",
"Headgear": "John_Row",
"Left_Hand": "Nothing",
"Lower_Accessory": "Black_Shoes",
"Oral_Fixation": "Nothing",
"Outfit": "John_Row_Vest",
"Right_Hand": "Fishing_Pole"
}
},
"12": {
"metadata": {
"name": "Dotty_Gale",
"jbx_range": "2,000-2,999",
"range_width": "1000",
"arcana": "1",
"comms": "3",
"grind": "3",
"perception": "2",
"strength": "2",
"shadowiness": "2",
"history": "“Mofo, I don’t think we’re in web2 anymore,” sighed the exuberant yet confused Dotty Gale. An embodiment of web3 moxie and pizzazz, Dotty Gale is embarking on new frontiers with cautious optimism. She doesn’t know her own strength yet, like so many young heroines, but she’s looking forward to the adventure that awaits her. Basket in tow with an adorable little terrier at her side, Dotty will take on the brave new world of web3 with a smile on her face— but beware not to get on her bad side, for with a few small clicks of those ruby-studded slippers you can rest assured that all hell will break loose.",
"motto": "There’s no place like web3. There’s no place like web3. There’s no place like web3."
},
"layers": {
"Body": "Yellow",
"Both_Hands": "Nothing",
"Choker": "Choker",
"Face": "Eye_Mouth",
"Headgear": "Dotty_Gale",
"Left_Hand": "Nothing",
"Lower_Accessory": "Black_Shoes",
"Oral_Fixation": "Nothing",
"Outfit": "Dotty_Gale",
"Right_Hand": "Basket"
}
},
"13": {
"metadata": {
"name": "Baobhan_Sith",
"jbx_range": "3,000-3,999",
"range_width": "1000",
"arcana": "4",
"comms": "2",
"grind": "3",
"perception": "4",
"strength": "2",
"shadowiness": "4",
"history": "A she-devil if there ever was one, Ms. Bhaoban Sith will charm you and disarm you in a heartbeat. She enjoys few things more than a nice scotch and good, supple company. You may see here from afar, glimmering in a nice sequin dress, or hear her angelic voice from beyond some nice idyllic hillside, and as if under a magnetic trance be attracted to this beautiful buxom vamp. The old adage rings doubly true for Ms. B: if it looks too good to be true, it is.",
"motto": "Why don’t you stay for just one more drink?"
},
"layers": {
"Body": "Yellow",
"Both_Hands": "Nothing",
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"history": "Heh, what are you doing here? Trying to save the world, one NFT-drop at a time? I wish I could tell you how great I am, but let’s be honest: I’m not. I’m just a regular old banana in a red skin-tight suit. Yep. Lowkey, don’t even know who my dad is. I started out as a bad guy, and now, well, now I’m even worse! But if you need someone’s ass kicked, whether banana or not, I’m your fruit. What the hell else am I supposed to say? I gotta tell you, I wish they had a bar for us here in web3. All I’m finding is tech bros talking about how everything’s “on-chain”. Pfft. What a bunch of losers.",
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"motto": "Who says a woman can’t be king?"
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"history": "Many astronaut bannies came before her, but this is the first one to survive. Oh yes, it was quite a harrowing experience for bananas in space. Nobody seemed to care much if they made it or now— in fact, early on they weren’t even expected to survive. But Astronaut Banny Baker made it back. She was studied carefully, both before, during, and after her trip into the cosmos. She had a good spirit about the whole thing and was never at risk of succumbing. But what nobody could possibly expect is the amazing career she has had after her spaceflight, routinely entertaining children and adults. One of the few bannies to go to space and tell the tale.",
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"motto": "Be careful what you wish for."
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"motto": "Be who you are until you aren’t."
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"history": "A banny that can turn strawberry smoothies into daiquiris: Banhova has arrived. They say he can walk on whipped cream. They say he hasn’t grown, just risen. They say his father was a great big tree, the likes of which made the Tower of Babel look small. They say he will flip all the fruit stands in the city. They say a lot about Banhova, or as his buddies call him, Yahweh. He likes to hang with OG Banny and the two of them get up to all sorts of mischief. He had a rough time once where he got peeled in front of everybody, but he learned to forgive. And he wants you to forgive, too.",
"motto": "For what shall it profit the banana, who gains the whole world, but in the process loses his sweetness?"
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"motto": "Awwww, I think she’s sleeping! Let’s pet her!"
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"history": "If looks could kill, then laying eyes on Edward would mean certain death. He fits all the stereotypes of a vicious, opportunistic pirate, and he’s clad in the accoutrements to boot. But looks can be deceiving! This banny is amongst the most suave out there— a careful and intentional deal maker, shrewd beyond his years. He wields his image more deftly than any weapon on earth. Which begs the question— how much of that image can he truly back up? He would tell you simply: come find out.",
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"motto": "Cross me and thy heart shall rest."
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"history": "They say character spawns from tragedy, and Naruto will tell you that this must be so. Born out of the marriage of chaos and the innocence of childhood, this banana grew up in darkness, precluded from the violence trapped inside him. But like all great heroes, he turned those overripe bananas into a banana smoothie. He learned to harness his power and to bend its will toward the good and in need. And he developed a strong crush for Sakura, a Banny he seeks out at all costs.",
"motto": "I’ve got something growing inside me... For Sakura."
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"history": "Much conjecture exists around this banny. He’s definitely an oddball who casts a wide shadow. He walks with a slight limp, perhaps the result of a clubbed foot. He may have some neurodegenerative disorders. He’s short and awkward. But nothing surprising for a banny who’s mother is his father’s sister. I mean you’re really scraping the bottom of the genetic barrel on that one. But by the same token, some believe this is all just a subterfuge for a crafty leader. Some would say Pharaoh King Banatut is a shrewd politician. Some would say that mountains were moved for him.",
"motto": "I’ll show you, dad!"
},
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"Body": "Yellow",
"Both_Hands": "Nothing",
"Choker": "Choker",
"Face": "Eye_Mouth",
"Headgear": "Pharaoh_King_Banatut",
"Left_Hand": "Nothing",
"Lower_Accessory": "Black_Shoes",
"Oral_Fixation": "Nothing",
"Outfit": "Pharaoh_King_Banatut",
"Right_Hand": "Anch"
}
},
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"metadata": {
"name": "Agent_J",
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"perception": "4",
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"shadowiness": "3",
"history": "Finally, a fresh-faced banny who is ready to get some real work done! Agent J may not be the most experienced secret agent banana on the roster, but he’s gung-ho and ready to take down some bad guys and investigate some extraterrestrial mischief! He tries to be a good partner, even in the face of extreme sarcasm and resting bitch face. But he may occasionally lose his temper, and in the worst case will slap a fool.",
"motto": "Keep my partner’s name out your motherfuckin’ mouth!"
},
"layers": {
"Body": "Yellow",
"Both_Hands": "Nothing",
"Choker": "Choker",
"Face": "Eye_Mouth",
"Headgear": "Sunglasses",
"Left_Hand": "Nothing",
"Lower_Accessory": "Black_Shoes",
"Oral_Fixation": "Nothing",
"Outfit": "Smoking",
"Right_Hand": "Nothing"
}
},
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"metadata": {
"name": "Batbanny",
"jbx_range": "90,000-99,999",
"range_width": "10000",
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"comms": "2",
"grind": "4",
"perception": "4",
"strength": "4",
"shadowiness": "4",
"history": "Does the end justify the means? This banny would tell you so. He took some serious childhood drama and turned it into the fuel he needed to clean up a corrupt and crime-ridden city. He’s entered the Bannyverse, and he’s ready to bring some heat on all the bad bananas out there. Does each killing bring him closer to peace? Hell no, but that doesn’t mean he’ll stop trying. Batbanny puts his pain and trauma onto you, and he lets it kill you. He wants you to suffer, just as he did. But ask him who’s the bad guy, and he’ll always say it’s you.",
"motto": "Protector. Tormentor."
},
"layers": {
"Body": "Yellow",
"Both_Hands": "Nothing",
"Choker": "Choker",
"Face": "Eye_Mouth",
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"Left_Hand": "Nothing",
"Lower_Accessory": "Black_Shoes",
"Oral_Fixation": "Nothing",
"Outfit": "Batbanny",
"Right_Hand": "Nothing"
}
},
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"metadata": {
"name": "Mario",
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"range_width": "100000",
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"perception": "2",
"strength": "5",
"shadowiness": "3",
"history": "A plumber banana with humble beginnings, Mario is continually thrust into danger as he attempts to help the histrionic apple of his eye, Peach. They are definitely that couple in the Bannyverse: a hot mess, a dumpster fire, a drama factory. Mario will save Peach each and every time, no matter how many bodies he catches along the way. He doesn’t seem to understand that the vast majority of his relationship involves him getting cucked by Bowser. But it’s all worth it in the end, when he can reunite with his cluster-b-personality-disorder companion and lay some serious pipe. And then it starts over all again.",
"motto": "Wa-hoooo!"
},
"layers": {
"Body": "Yellow",
"Both_Hands": "Nothing",
"Choker": "Choker",
"Face": "Eye_Mouth",
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"Left_Hand": "Nothing",
"Lower_Accessory": "Black_Shoes",
"Oral_Fixation": "Nothing",
"Outfit": "Mario",
"Right_Hand": "Nothing"
}
},