Who needs developers when you've got BrawndoJS, it's what the apps need
- Fully opinionated html7 NPA* framework
- Instant upgrade from Developer to 20x Code Warlord Fuller Stack Ninja
- Elite Electrolyte/Gordon Code Replacement : Viagra for programming passion
- Combines buzzword databases from leading LinkedIn recruitment agencies
- Entitles open mocking and laughing at non Brawndo.js users as inferior species
- Owned, financed and maintained by every company ever on Forbes
- Compatible with Netscape Navigator 0.1 and subsequent browsers
- "Make it So" button for coding, design, ux, bundling, seo, testing, deployment and client billing
- Entirely rerwitten versions released daily
- No programming experience required
*No Page Application : The natural optimization from outdated Single Page Applications