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[
{
"body": "TO: That's what she said!",
"description": "Said by TO waaaay to often.",
"tags": [
"to"
]
},
{
"body": "Chris Cowdery-Corvan: Fun fact, you don't need to use semicolons!\rKevin Kuchta: You fool! You'll kill us all!",
"description": null,
"tags": [
"chowder",
"kuchta",
"semicolons"
]
},
{
"body": "Lindsey Ellis: You are truly the most dastardly supervillain I have met at RIT so far",
"description": "Referencing Sean's mentoring army.",
"tags": [
]
},
{
"body": "<camera sound>\rLutz: ... I just took a picture of my pants!",
"description": null,
"tags": [
"lutz"
]
},
{
"body": "Lutz: At this stage all you care about is going in and out.",
"description": "No context here =/ sorry.",
"tags": [
"lutz"
]
},
{
"body": "Lutz: I have two threesomes...wait, I made a mistake...\rLutz: Fine, go laugh at me behind my back in the SSE Lab.",
"description": null,
"tags": [
"lutz"
]
},
{
"body": "Lutz: And 2 * 2 is...?\rClass (timidly) : 4?\nLutz: ... glad I didn't write an integral up here!",
"description": null,
"tags": [
"lutz"
]
},
{
"body": "Lutz: DON'T YOU DARE say you will never use this stuff in the real world. When I see a comment like that I just say 'Bozo. He didn't get it'.",
"description": null,
"tags": [
"lutz"
]
},
{
"body": "Lutz: I got to this one point and the program just... blew lunch.",
"description": null,
"tags": [
"lutz"
]
},
{
"body": "Lutz: ♪ Feeeeeel me! Toooooooouch me! ♪",
"description": null,
"tags": [
"lutz"
]
},
{
"body": "Lutz: Moron...",
"description": "In response to hearing Destler (Univ. President) on WITR",
"tags": [
"destler",
"lutz"
]
},
{
"body": "Lutz: I'm being considerate, not stupid!",
"description": null,
"tags": [
"lutz"
]
},
{
"body": "Lutz: Software Engineering man... Steal!",
"description": null,
"tags": [
"lutz"
]
},
{
"body": "Lutz: Perl is executable line noise.",
"description": null,
"tags": [
"lutz"
]
},
{
"body": "Lutz: This is a random drunken walk through the states.",
"description": null,
"tags": [
"lutz"
]
},
{
"body": "Lutz: So now I gotta pull it out, and then I can do my thing.",
"description": null,
"tags": [
"lutz"
]
},
{
"body": "Lutz: So let's define 'fun Female'",
"description": "On Alloy formal methods functions.",
"tags": [
"lutz"
]
},
{
"body": "Lutz: ...just like I claimed. I'm so smart!",
"description": "On the set theory of \"Everybody Loves Somebody\"",
"tags": [
"lutz"
]
},
{
"body": "Lutz: ♪ Don't you want somebody to love? ♪",
"description": "On the set theory of \"Everybody Loves Somebody\"",
"tags": [
"lutz"
]
},
{
"body": "Lutz: Oh, I see what this is saying. This is the Universal Lover!",
"description": "On the set theory of \"Everybody Loves Somebody\"",
"tags": [
"lutz"
]
},
{
"body": "Bjarne Stroustrup: Unlike C++, Java is the only language I know whose adherents claim it is the One True Language.\rLutz: Clearly you've never been to a Ruby convention.",
"description": null,
"tags": [
"ruby",
"lutz",
"java",
"c++",
"bjarne-stroustrup"
]
},
{
"body": "(Paraphrased)\rLutz: I need to deal with my senior project team whose sponsor backed out.\nStudent: Does the team know yet?\nLutz: No.\nO.o",
"description": null,
"tags": [
"lutz"
]
},
{
"body": "(Referring to himself)\rLutz: Oh wait, I know what I did... DUMB IDIOT!",
"description": null,
"tags": [
"lutz"
]
},
{
"body": "Lutz: Here's our machine. It goes POOP and stops.",
"description": null,
"tags": [
"lutz"
]
},
{
"body": "Lutz's Phone plays a cheery ringtone...\rLutz: ... And that's an interrupt.\nLutz: Hmm.. Dunno who that is\n*ignores call*\nLutz: Probably my wife.",
"description": null,
"tags": [
"lutz"
]
},
{
"body": "Student: Professor, you know the bookstore has a different book on file for this class, right?\rLutz: You're joking...\nLutz leaves the classroom to check\nStudent 2: Good job guys, we got him to waste 20 minutes!",
"description": "The class sat there for 20 mins while he checked. True story, I was there.",
"tags": [
"lutz"
]
},
{
"body": "Lutz: Alaina! I see you. Among this vast horde of... Uggh.",
"description": "In reference to a class that had only one woman in it.",
"tags": [
"lutz"
]
},
{
"body": "Lutz: \"Ell oh ell.\"",
"description": null,
"tags": [
"lutz"
]
},
{
"body": "Lutz: I don't remember which team was discussing bacon with me today, but having found this wonderful substance on the net I thought I'd share it with you.",
"description": "http://is.gd/4HLtm",
"tags": [
"bacon",
"lutz"
]
},
{
"body": "Student: You can't have research without requirements!\rLutz: Sure you can. Look how it turned out for Tim Berners-Lee.",
"description": null,
"tags": [
"lutz"
]
},
{
"body": "Lutz: I call second life 'Get a life!'",
"description": null,
"tags": [
"lutz"
]
},
{
"body": "Lutz: Since I don't like seeing blood all over... I'll leave.",
"description": null,
"tags": [
"lutz"
]
},
{
"body": "Lutz: That was a mistake... BAHAHAHAHA",
"description": "Lutz responding to \"I just put it in the presentation because it looked cool\"",
"tags": [
"lutz"
]
},
{
"body": "Lutz: 'WTH' means \"What The Heck\". You can figure out what 'WTF' is.",
"description": null,
"tags": [
"lutz"
]
},
{
"body": "Lutz: Here you have a chance at an inspiring time with me and you go for mere money?",
"description": "Lutz on a student missing class for an interview.",
"tags": [
"lutz"
]
},
{
"body": "Someone: \"Everything the tour guide tells you is a lie\"",
"description": "Posted on a whiteboard by an upstanding member of the SE community. Said member was subsequently banned from the lab by Naveda for the rest of the quarter.",
"tags": [
"kuchta",
"ban",
"tour"
]
},
{
"body": "Joe Lucania: \"Go home to your woman; lay her for me. Say 'This is from Joe'\"",
"description": null,
"tags": [
"joe-lucania"
]
},
{
"body": "Joe Lucania: \"So [the compiler] said no!? So you slap it around and say Yes.\"",
"description": null,
"tags": [
"joe-lucania"
]
},
{
"body": "Joe Lucania: \"When you talk to me, all I hear is \"blah blah blah I wanna eat your cock\"\"",
"description": null,
"tags": [
"joe-lucania"
]
},
{
"body": "Bjarne Stroustrup, creator of C++: \"Bring me your hoppiest IPA!\"",
"description": null,
"tags": [
"beer",
"ipa",
"macgreggors",
"bjarne-stroustrup"
]
},
{
"body": "Mazaika: There's blood in my alcohol!",
"description": "When talking about what is flowing through his veins.",
"tags": [
"mazaika"
]
},
{
"body": "Sean: EVERY FUCKING TIME\rChris Hossenlopp: WAUT\nSean: muscle memory\nSean: fingers automatically type mysql when I want 'myself'\nSean: I've had to stop and correct it several times\nChris Hossenlopp: DRINK * FROM six_pack WHERE beer = 'YES';\nSean: BEST SQL EVER",
"description": "Chris and mysql... DAMMIT.. discussing mysql",
"tags": [
]
},
{
"body": "Game design majors are good at making bad art and code.",
"description": "Author: Rob Buster Hyman",
"tags": [
"art",
"code",
"design",
"game"
]
},
{
"body": "\"As the size of a program gets smaller and the complexity gets bigger, the weirdness of the code approaches infinity\"\r- Skiba's Law of Programming Complexity",
"description": null,
"tags": [
]
},
{
"body": "Corollary to Skiba's Law:\r\nThe SI unit of weirdness is now the 'Skiba' or 'Sk'. It is represented by 1 Sk = 1337 Kelvin/Joule. \n\n1337 is henceforth to be known as the 'Mazaika Constant' and is used here in it's appropriate manner.",
"description": null,
"tags": [
]
},
{
"body": "Lutz: What had to be done to hit that",
"description": "Referring to a system that fires missiles",
"tags": [
"lutz"
]
},
{
"body": "Sean Madden: I don't get s*** in my beard anymore, because it's just not there.",
"description": null,
"tags": [
"beards"
]
},
{
"body": "\"PROPERTY OF TH ESSE MENTORING LIBRARY\" - Screwed up mentoring library stamp",
"description": null,
"tags": [
"mentoring-library",
"stamp"
]
},
{
"body": "[Dobson]: What's a diff-lock?\r[Madden]: A Rear-Differential lock?\n[Dobson]: Yeah.\n[Madden]: It locks all four-wheels together.\n[Dobson]: Oh, It's a giant synchronization block!\n[Madden]: <3\n[Indy]: <3",
"description": "This is why we hang out in the lab.",
"tags": [
]
},
{
"body": "[Beers]: Oh them? Yeah, they're drunk.\r[Madden]: <3\n[Indy]: <3",
"description": "Bill referring to Madden and Indy who were sitting at the mentoring desk and were clearly not sober. On the day the bar in Global Village opened.",
"tags": [
"mentors",
"drunk",
"bar"
]
},
{
"body": "Fish: \"I am phoning this class in so bad I'm racking up roaming charges\"",
"description": null,
"tags": [
"fish"
]
},
{
"body": "[Lindsey]: Silly Chris, we're not real engineers",
"description": "In response to Chris trying to fix the candy cabinet door.",
"tags": [
"engineers",
"lindsey",
"benti"
]
},
{
"body": "[Late night SSE'er]: The Mig is my penis.",
"description": "Regarding what Maverick should have said in Top Gun",
"tags": [
"after-6pm",
"top-gun"
]
},
{
"body": "[Indy]: That's a big compliment.\r[Bernard]: That's a big mustache.",
"description": "Regarding the scene in Top Gun where Viper offers to be Maverick's RIO.",
"tags": [
"mustache",
"top-gun"
]
},
{
"body": "[Iceman]: I can't get him off my tail.\r[Andrew]: Do a barrel roll!",
"description": "Top Gun",
"tags": [
"top-gun"
]
},
{
"body": "\"Who wants to do it in a team room\"",
"description": "Said by TO",
"tags": [
"to"
]
},
{
"body": "[Ryan]: <disgust> How can you watch that? You can see the pixels.",
"description": "Ryan in response to the grainy image on the screen.",
"tags": [
"pixelwhore",
"pixel",
"movie"
]
},
{
"body": "[Sean]: I think this is the most ghetto we've ever watched a movie in the lab\r[Benti]: What? You mean hubbing a movie, putting it on a SD Card through a camera, moving that SD card to a cell phone and using that cell phone as a card reader to a laptop which is then hooked into a projector?\n[Sean]: Yeah, that pretty much sums this up.",
"description": "Us totally ghettoing up spaceballs in the lab!",
"tags": [
]
},
{
"body": "[Dykes]: \"The Great Sean Madden can't opperate the 5-year olds play toy!\"",
"description": "Said dramatically to Mr. Madden after his complete and total failure at operating a Nerf gun.",
"tags": [
"fun-fact",
"nerf",
"sean-madden"
]
},
{
"body": "[STS]: Fun Fact, Sean Madden doesn't know how to load a Nerf gun.",
"description": "STS to Sean Madden after he was having problems loading a Nerf gun. He then fixed the Nerf gun and shot STS.",
"tags": [
"fun-fact",
"hvz",
"nerf",
"sean-madden",
"sts"
]
},
{
"body": "Derek: You know Sean, these guns are made to be used by 10-year-olds.",
"description": "Said as Sean struggles to load a Nerf gun.",
"tags": [
"fun-fact",
"guns",
"nerf",
"sean-madden"
]
},
{
"body": "[Sean]: I'm too FAT!",
"description": "Sean, in response to failing at getting the Magic Armor on",
"tags": [
"fun-fact",
"sean-madden",
"magic-armor"
]
},
{
"body": "[Sean]: Fun Fact I still have 6 darts!",
"description": "Post Nerf War",
"tags": [
"fun-fact",
"nerf",
"sean-madden"
]
},
{
"body": "[Martínez]: It's like chicken little... You know, AAAAaaaaaaaHhh!!",
"description": "Martínez screaming in a high pitched voice when referring to risk management whistle-blowers",
"tags": [
"martinez"
]
},
{
"body": "Did you just rage quit life?",
"description": "Said by Lindsey after Bill decided to kill himself",
"tags": [
"gallows",
"rage-quit",
"lindsey",
"bill-beers"
]
},
{
"body": "[STS]: Are you fingering the gun?\r[Sean]: Yes I am.\n[Chanel]: USE TWO FINGERS!",
"description": "Sean Madden is still trying to figure out how to get the motorized nerf gun to fire without a magazine.",
"tags": [
"fingering",
"nerf",
"sean-madden",
"sts"
]
},
{
"body": "[Knapp]: I'm going to go run these tests. I'll probably DDOS it.\r[Brian]: You ALONE are going to DDOS it?",
"description": "In response to running some injection suite on a site.",
"tags": [
"knapp",
"injection",
"ddos"
]
},
{
"body": "[Chris]: Fun fact- every time you use Sean Madden in a QDB post, tag it with 'fun-fact'",
"description": "Meta-quotes are epic",
"tags": [
"fun-fact",
"sean-madden",
"qdb"
]
},
{
"body": "Sean Madden: \"If I come into the lab and see 18 nerf guns on 18 couches...\"\rBona: \"If we come into the lab and see 18 couches, we won't even be mad; we'll be impressed.\"",
"description": "Sean slipped up talking about people leaving Nerf guns on couches.",
"tags": [
"meeting",
"nerf",
"sean-madden",
"fun-fact"
]
},
{
"body": "Fish: Buy 10 candies get a vial of insulin for free.",
"description": "On the topic of the SSE Diabeetus Club card.",
"tags": [
"candy",
"diabeetus-club",
"fish"
]
},
{
"body": "[Sean]: \"I'm talking out of my ass like I usually do.\"",
"description": "Muttered as he was going over the 361 practice test.",
"tags": [
"fun-fact",
"sean-madden"
]
},
{
"body": "[Dobson]: The iPush-Up is this *indicates holding up breasts*.",
"description": null,
"tags": [
"dobson",
"perv",
"push-up"
]
},
{
"body": "[Dobson]: We've got a cockblocking word filter!",
"description": "Dobson explaining the word filter for the LED marquee in front of a small open house group",
"tags": [
"dobson",
"led-marquee",
"not-pr-approved"
]
},
{
"body": "[TO]: \"How much money would it cost me?\"\r[STS]: \"I'm not a prostitute! Stop soliciting me!\"",
"description": null,
"tags": [
"inappropriate",
"sts",
"to"
]
},
{
"body": "[McAfee]: The size of the fan base says nothing about a show's quality -- Twilight.",
"description": null,
"tags": [
"fans",
"mcafee",
"twilight"
]
},
{
"body": "[Ford]: Anybody who's anybody will have a job offer by the end of Fall quarter if not 1 or 2 months later.",
"description": "Said by Alex Ford who didn't get his job offer until after Christmas",
"tags": [
"irony",
"ford"
]
},
{
"body": "I had a three way with and old guy and a chick - Sean Madden",
"description": null,
"tags": [
"sean-madden"
]
},
{
"body": "if( this.like( it ) ) {\r this.putARingOn( it );\n}",
"description": "T-Shirt proposal for guys t-shirts",
"tags": [
"beyonce",
"song-based-programming",
"t-shirt"
]
},
{
"body": "if( you.like( this ) ) {\r you.putARingOn( this );\n}",
"description": "Proposal for women's t-shirts",
"tags": [
"beyonce",
"song-based-programming",
"t-shirt"
]
},
{
"body": "[Dykes]: Bernie, get off of that.\r\n[Bernard]: Oh, that's lava.",
"description": "Playing Minecraft.",
"tags": [
"bernard",
"lava",
"minecraft",
"on-fire",
"dykes"
]
},
{
"body": "[Dan Joseph]: Someone clearly didn't write their threading application right, because World War I should have blocked on World War II.",
"description": "Discussion of World War I's completion on October 3, 2010",
"tags": [
"concurrency",
"fun-fact",
"threading",
"war"
]
},
{
"body": "Fun Fact: The day a programming language is invented, Sean Madden already knows how to write every possible program in it.",
"description": null,
"tags": [
"sean-facts"
]
},
{
"body": "Fun Fact: Sean can mentor review sessions for classes he has never heard of",
"description": null,
"tags": [
"sean-facts"
]
},
{
"body": "Fun Fact: Sean Madden does not submit his resumes to companies, companies submit their resumes to Sean Madden",
"description": null,
"tags": [
"sean-facts"
]
},
{
"body": "Fun Fact: Sean Madden already knows all the answers to all programming problems before he knows that all the solutions to all programming problems are recursive.",
"description": null,
"tags": [
"fun-fact",
"sean-facts"
]
},
{
"body": "[Bentivenga]: *laughs* I killed everyone. And they gave me a gold medal!",
"description": "Playing crush the castle and giggling maniacally.",
"tags": [
"benti"
]
},
{
"body": "\"I are big\" - Sean Barkley",
"description": null,
"tags": [
]
},
{
"body": "[McAfee]: SSE lab - getting freaky with the EFI. Oh yeah!",
"description": "Regarding Patrick's desire to experiment with his Apple computers",
"tags": [
"apple",
"dykes"
]
},
{
"body": "[Mike] \"The game cabinet is out of order, the computers broken, it has the 3, 4, blinky blinky error\"",
"description": null,
"tags": [
]
},
{
"body": "\"Switches and Ores!\"",
"description": "On the Minecraft main menu",
"tags": [
"minecraft"
]
},
{
"body": "\"Never sign up for this job.\"",
"description": "Google Street View Trike Driver",
"tags": [
"google",
"street-view",
"worst-job-ever"
]
},
{
"body": "McAfee: 361 is my bitch!",
"description": "After a presentation in 361 class",
"tags": [
"se361",
"mcafee"
]
},
{
"body": "Madden: It is back up after the great hard drive shat of 2010.",
"description": "During a crash course stating that his server is back up",
"tags": [
"fun-fact",
"sean-madden"
]
},
{
"body": "Chowder: I get lots of dicks!",
"description": "Regarding the kind of people who interview him",
"tags": [
"chowder",
"interview"
]
},
{
"body": "Chowder: I find your shit interesting, Jason.",
"description": "Regarding the non-disclosed work Jason did which he said wasn't interesting.",
"tags": [
"chowder",
"interesting"
]
},
{
"body": "Mrs. Beers: It was an accident. We didn't mean for it to happen.",
"description": "Bill Beers' parents on Bill",
"tags": [
"bill-beers",
"mistakes"
]
},
{
"body": "[Lutz]: In a universe with no solutions, every assertion is true. Even 1=2.\r[Todd]: That's disconcerting.\n[Lutz]: That's mathematics, son.",
"description": null,
"tags": [
"formal-methods",
"lutz",
"todd"
]
},
{
"body": "[Dykes]: Do you get that only friends can touch your private parts? Well I'm your friend.",
"description": "Discussing member visibility in C++",
"tags": [
"c++",
"friends",
"dykes"
]
},
{
"body": "[Taco]: It's 4 inches. It's big enough.\r[Benti]: That's what she said.",
"description": "Taco talking about his new phone",
"tags": [
"droid",
"joke",
"phone",
"twss"
]
},
{
"body": "[CJ]: That motor-boating son of a bitch.\r[CJ]: I'm tired",
"description": "CJ. Just CJ",
"tags": [
"boobs"
]
},
{
"body": "[CJ]: It took my group 20 min. to set up a Google docs folder.",
"description": "CJ in the lab.",
"tags": [
"fail",
"google"
]
},
{
"body": "Grossman: \"You know what you are supposed to say if you keep kosher and all they are serving is pork?\"\rGrossman: \"You're supposed to politely say, 'Oh shit!'\"",
"description": "Grossman talking about keeping kosher and then getting distracted by his netbook shitting itself.",
"tags": [
"judaism",
"kosher",
"pork",
"profanity"
]
},
{
"body": "[Lutz]: Before I became perfect I used to make mistakes...",
"description": null,
"tags": [
"lutz",
"formal-methods"
]
},
{
"body": "I got blood peed on me.",
"description": "Commie Dave on the GWAR concert.",
"tags": [
"commie-dave",
"blood",
"events",
"out-of-context"
]
},
{
"body": "[Ryan Mentley]: Bacon as a meal is like violence. If it's not working for you, you aren't using enough of it.",
"description": "Doug Williams was complaining about bacon not being a suitable meal.",
"tags": [
"bacon",
"food",
"lunch",
"meals",
"violence"
]
},
{
"body": "[Knapp]: \"I'm a fucking magical bird man\"",
"description": "Knapp, not high. Playing a video game",
"tags": [
"kind-of-misquoted",
"knapp"
]
},
{
"body": "Substantialiscious - (noun) The weight of something when you weigh it with your tongue. --Snickers Bar Wrapper",
"description": "Late night + Punch-Drunk = Hilarious",
"tags": [
"sub-text"
]
},
{
"body": "Bryan Shick: [Mind-mapping] is like brain vomit. When you add more people you have problems because not everyone vomits the same color.",
"description": "At a Website Taskforce Meeting talking about mind-maps.",
"tags": [
"brain",
"schick",
"mind-mapping",
"vomit"
]
},
{
"body": "Fun Fact: Before a class is changed, Sean Madden knows how to write the review session tests for it",
"description": null,
"tags": [
"fun-fact",
"sean-facts"
]
},
{
"body": "Petey: How would you break you finger in a tickle fight?\rLutz: If I were in a tickle fight I would break more than a finger!",
"description": "Said while discussing a girl who came to the SSE with a broken finger and said she broke it in a tickle fight (Whom we now know is Jenna)",
"tags": [
"lutz",
"jenna"
]
},
{
"body": "Lindsey, to Tony: You're an asshole.",
"description": null,
"tags": [
"lindsey",
"pwnt",
"tony"
]
},
{
"body": "[Bona] I love the Canadian Theme Song! \r[Bona] ...er.. Anthem... \n[Bona] crap - this is gonna go on QDB isn't it?\n[Sean] Hell yes.",
"description": "Bona at GCCIS hockey night",
"tags": [
]
},
{
"body": "[Lutz]: I just took a picture of my pants.\r[Lutz]: I've got a lot of pictures of the inside of my pockets",
"description": "Lutz taking a photo of himself, again.",
"tags": [
"lutz",
"pants",
"picture"
]
},
{
"body": "Fun Fact: Sean Madden's cargo shorts have already found the Higgs Boson",
"description": null,
"tags": [
"fun-fact",
"sean-facts"
]
},
{
"body": "[Sean]: Frack the GUI!",
"description": "When being challenged about his command-line fu",
"tags": [
]
},
{
"body": "Lana: \"you're not the father!\"",
"description": "Lana to random student while the SSE was congratulating Sarah",
"tags": [
"awesome",
"lana",
"random"
]
},
{
"body": "Fun Fact: To avoid the 80 character/line limit, Sean Madden goes one dream level deeper.",
"description": null,
"tags": [
"fun-fact",
"sean-madden",
"inception"
]
},
{
"body": "Ya see, I believe that god is a troll.... ~Bill Beers",
"description": null,
"tags": [
"bill-beers",
"troll",
"god"
]
},
{
"body": "\"Why would you throw money at me .......\" -Channel",
"description": "Chanel Matlock after Sean Madden threw a penny at her\rED: The lab promptly died laughing.",
"tags": [
"chanel",
"sean-madden"
]
},
{
"body": "Chanel: I thought he was going to hug me... then I was upside down.",
"description": "Sean Madden randomly flipping Chanel with no warning.",
"tags": [
"chanel",
"sean-madden"
]
},
{
"body": "Kevin Lakotko: People fight less when there's meat out. So if people are fighting, just whip out your meat.",
"description": null,
"tags": [
"kevin-lakotko",
"meat"
]
},
{
"body": "[Bona]: How is there a right click? There's only one button!",
"description": "fighting with a Magic Mouse",
"tags": [
"apple",
"bona",
"chowder"
]
},
{
"body": "Chris Johnson: \"This is my Richard Stallman.\"\rTO: \"Are you going to eat from your foot?\"\nCJ: \"I wish.\"",
"description": "Chris Johnson finishing up his tech talk slides",
"tags": [
"cj",
"rms",
"tech-talk",
"to"
]
},
{
"body": "Hi Patrick,\r\nI have some bad news. My baby ate your team experiences memo. Seriously. (See attached pictures.) \n\nI really hope you’re as amused by this as I am =)\n\nElizabeth Reeves O’Connor\nLecturer in Communication",
"description": "Email sent to Patrick McAfee in the Lab",
"tags": [
"baby",
"homework",
"mcafee",
"om-nom-nom",
"reeves-o'connor"
]
},