diff --git a/.github/workflows/release.yml b/.github/workflows/release.yml
index 7de901613..818bef5a9 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/release.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/release.yml
@@ -48,20 +48,3 @@ jobs:
         with:
           github_token: ${{ secrets.RELEASE_GH_TOKEN }}
           branch: next
-
-  # quick assertion to validate that rdme CLI can be installed and run on ubuntu
-  postrelease:
-    name: Post-release checks
-    needs: release
-    runs-on: ubuntu-latest
-    if: ${{ github.ref }} == 'refs/heads/next'
-    steps:
-      - name: Set up Node.js
-        uses: actions/setup-node@v4
-        with:
-          node-version: lts/*
-      - name: Install `rdme` from npm
-        run: npm install -g rdme@next
-      - name: Print rdme CLI version
-        run: rdme --version
-        timeout-minutes: 1
diff --git a/__tests__/commands/logout.test.ts b/__tests__/commands/logout.test.ts
index 901e7dea9..b0fab24e6 100644
--- a/__tests__/commands/logout.test.ts
+++ b/__tests__/commands/logout.test.ts
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 import { describe, afterEach, beforeAll, it, expect } from 'vitest';
 
-import pkg from '../../package.json' with { type: 'json' };
+import pkg from '../../package.json';
 import Command from '../../src/commands/logout.js';
 import configStore from '../../src/lib/configstore.js';
 import { runCommandAndReturnResult } from '../helpers/oclif.js';
diff --git a/__tests__/commands/open.test.ts b/__tests__/commands/open.test.ts
index 3ab9829f0..80b961dd3 100644
--- a/__tests__/commands/open.test.ts
+++ b/__tests__/commands/open.test.ts
@@ -3,7 +3,7 @@ import type { Version } from '../../src/commands/versions/index.js';
 import chalk from 'chalk';
 import { describe, afterEach, beforeAll, it, expect } from 'vitest';
 
-import pkg from '../../package.json' with { type: 'json' };
+import pkg from '../../package.json';
 import Command from '../../src/commands/open.js';
 import configStore from '../../src/lib/configstore.js';
 import { getAPIv1Mock } from '../helpers/get-api-mock.js';
diff --git a/__tests__/commands/whoami.test.ts b/__tests__/commands/whoami.test.ts
index aecd0bbee..10c898255 100644
--- a/__tests__/commands/whoami.test.ts
+++ b/__tests__/commands/whoami.test.ts
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 import { describe, afterEach, it, expect, beforeAll } from 'vitest';
 
-import pkg from '../../package.json' with { type: 'json' };
+import pkg from '../../package.json';
 import Command from '../../src/commands/whoami.js';
 import configStore from '../../src/lib/configstore.js';
 import { runCommandAndReturnResult } from '../helpers/oclif.js';
diff --git a/__tests__/helpers/get-gha-setup.ts b/__tests__/helpers/get-gha-setup.ts
index cd382c773..528f6ca80 100644
--- a/__tests__/helpers/get-gha-setup.ts
+++ b/__tests__/helpers/get-gha-setup.ts
@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@ import { vi } from 'vitest';
 
 import configstore from '../../src/lib/configstore.js';
 import { git } from '../../src/lib/createGHA/index.js';
-import * as getPkgVersion from '../../src/lib/getPkg.js';
+import * as getPkgVersion from '../../src/lib/getPkgVersion.js';
 
 import getGitRemoteMock from './get-git-mock.js';
 
diff --git a/__tests__/lib/createGHA.test.ts b/__tests__/lib/createGHA.test.ts
index 943bb90f9..a1cd3d9b8 100644
--- a/__tests__/lib/createGHA.test.ts
+++ b/__tests__/lib/createGHA.test.ts
@@ -10,7 +10,7 @@ import { describe, beforeEach, afterEach, it, expect, vi, type MockInstance, bef
 
 import configstore from '../../src/lib/configstore.js';
 import { getConfigStoreKey, getGHAFileName, git } from '../../src/lib/createGHA/index.js';
-import { getMajorPkgVersion } from '../../src/lib/getPkg.js';
+import { getMajorPkgVersion } from '../../src/lib/getPkgVersion.js';
 import { after, before } from '../helpers/get-gha-setup.js';
 import getGitRemoteMock from '../helpers/get-git-mock.js';
 import ghaWorkflowSchema from '../helpers/github-workflow-schema.json' with { type: 'json' };
diff --git a/__tests__/lib/getPkgVersion.test.ts b/__tests__/lib/getPkgVersion.test.ts
index ac3f6aff9..9bf6e7285 100644
--- a/__tests__/lib/getPkgVersion.test.ts
+++ b/__tests__/lib/getPkgVersion.test.ts
@@ -3,7 +3,7 @@ import semver from 'semver';
 import { describe, beforeEach, afterEach, it, expect, vi, type MockInstance } from 'vitest';
 
 import pkg from '../../package.json' with { type: 'json' };
-import { getNodeVersion, getPkgVersion, getPkgVersionFromNPM } from '../../src/lib/getPkg.js';
+import { getNodeVersion, getPkgVersion } from '../../src/lib/getPkgVersion.js';
 
 describe('#getNodeVersion()', () => {
   it('should extract version that matches range in package.json', () => {
@@ -27,7 +27,7 @@ describe('#getPkgVersion()', () => {
   });
 
   it('should grab version from package.json by default', () => {
-    return expect(getPkgVersion()).toBe(pkg.version);
+    return expect(getPkgVersion()).resolves.toBe(pkg.version);
   });
 
   it('should fetch version from npm registry', async () => {
@@ -35,7 +35,7 @@ describe('#getPkgVersion()', () => {
       .get('/rdme')
       .reply(200, { 'dist-tags': { latest: '1.0' } });
 
-    await expect(getPkgVersionFromNPM('latest')).resolves.toBe('1.0');
+    await expect(getPkgVersion('latest')).resolves.toBe('1.0');
 
     mock.done();
   });
@@ -43,7 +43,7 @@ describe('#getPkgVersion()', () => {
   it('should fallback if npm registry fails', async () => {
     const mock = nock('https://registry.npmjs.com', { encodedQueryParams: true }).get('/rdme').reply(500);
 
-    await expect(getPkgVersionFromNPM('latest')).resolves.toBe(pkg.version);
+    await expect(getPkgVersion('latest')).resolves.toBe(pkg.version);
 
     mock.done();
   });
diff --git a/bin/dev.js b/bin/dev.js
index c87b65b4a..7122c2827 100755
--- a/bin/dev.js
+++ b/bin/dev.js
@@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
-#!/usr/bin/env npx tsx
+#!/usr/bin/env -S npx tsx
 
 async function main() {
   const { execute } = await import('@oclif/core');
diff --git a/bin/run.js b/bin/run.js
index 0875bc524..4a32f3b6b 100755
--- a/bin/run.js
+++ b/bin/run.js
@@ -1,4 +1,6 @@
-#!/usr/bin/env node
+#!/usr/bin/env -S node --no-warnings=ExperimentalWarning
+// ^ we need this env variable above to hide the ExperimentalWarnings
+// source: https://github.com/nodejs/node/issues/10802#issuecomment-573376999
 
 import stringArgv from 'string-argv';
 
diff --git a/bin/set-version-output.js b/bin/set-version-output.js
index 0aee75ce5..41de6484b 100755
--- a/bin/set-version-output.js
+++ b/bin/set-version-output.js
@@ -3,7 +3,7 @@
 import * as core from '@actions/core';
 
 // eslint-disable-next-line import/extensions
-import { getNodeVersion, getMajorPkgVersion } from '../dist/lib/getPkg.js';
+import { getNodeVersion, getMajorPkgVersion } from '../dist/lib/getPkgVersion.js';
 
 /**
  * Sets output parameters for GitHub Actions workflow so we can do
diff --git a/src/lib/configstore.ts b/src/lib/configstore.ts
index d4517a480..7fc7fccc0 100644
--- a/src/lib/configstore.ts
+++ b/src/lib/configstore.ts
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 import Configstore from 'configstore';
 
-import { pkg } from './getPkg.js';
+import pkg from '../package.json' with { type: 'json' };
 
 const configstore = new Configstore(
   /**
diff --git a/src/lib/createGHA/index.ts b/src/lib/createGHA/index.ts
index ffa744099..539c428ff 100644
--- a/src/lib/createGHA/index.ts
+++ b/src/lib/createGHA/index.ts
@@ -8,7 +8,7 @@ import prompts from 'prompts';
 import { simpleGit } from 'simple-git';
 
 import configstore from '../configstore.js';
-import { getMajorPkgVersion } from '../getPkg.js';
+import { getMajorPkgVersion } from '../getPkgVersion.js';
 import isCI, { isNpmScript, isTest } from '../isCI.js';
 import { info } from '../logger.js';
 import promptTerminal from '../promptWrapper.js';
diff --git a/src/lib/getPkg.ts b/src/lib/getPkgVersion.ts
similarity index 55%
rename from src/lib/getPkg.ts
rename to src/lib/getPkgVersion.ts
index cf9c44266..335f7929b 100644
--- a/src/lib/getPkg.ts
+++ b/src/lib/getPkgVersion.ts
@@ -1,9 +1,9 @@
 import type { Hook } from '@oclif/core';
 
-import { readFileSync } from 'node:fs';
-
 import semver from 'semver';
 
+import pkg from '../package.json' with { type: 'json' };
+
 import { error } from './logger.js';
 
 const registryUrl = 'https://registry.npmjs.com/rdme';
@@ -13,15 +13,6 @@ const registryUrl = 'https://registry.npmjs.com/rdme';
  */
 type npmDistTag = 'latest';
 
-/**
- * A synchronous function that reads the `package.json` file for use elsewhere.
- * Until we drop support Node.js 20, we need to import this way to avoid ExperimentalWarning outputs.
- *
- * @see {@link https://nodejs.org/docs/latest-v20.x/api/esm.html#import-attributes}
- * @see {@link https://www.stefanjudis.com/snippets/how-to-import-json-files-in-es-modules-node-js/}
- */
-export const pkg = JSON.parse(readFileSync(new URL('../../package.json', import.meta.url), { encoding: 'utf-8' }));
-
 /**
  * Return the major Node.js version specified in our `package.json` config.
  *
@@ -36,18 +27,6 @@ export function getNodeVersion(): string {
   return parsedVersion.version;
 }
 
-/**
- * The current `rdme` version, as specified in the `package.json`
- * or in the oclif hook context.
- *
- * @example "8.0.0"
- * @note we mock this function in our snapshots
- * @see {@link https://stackoverflow.com/a/54245672}
- */
-export function getPkgVersion(this: Hook.Context | void): string {
-  return this?.config?.version || pkg.version;
-}
-
 /**
  * The current `rdme` version
  *
@@ -55,20 +34,20 @@ export function getPkgVersion(this: Hook.Context | void): string {
  * the version from the `package.json` is returned.
  * @example "8.0.0"
  * @see {@link https://docs.npmjs.com/adding-dist-tags-to-packages}
- * @note we mock this function in our snapshots
+ * @note we mock this function in our snapshots, hence it's not the default
  * @see {@link https://stackoverflow.com/a/54245672}
  */
-export async function getPkgVersionFromNPM(this: Hook.Context | void, npmDistTag?: npmDistTag): Promise<string> {
+export async function getPkgVersion(this: Hook.Context | void, npmDistTag?: npmDistTag): Promise<string> {
   if (npmDistTag) {
     return fetch(registryUrl)
       .then(res => res.json() as Promise<{ 'dist-tags': Record<string, string> }>)
       .then(body => body['dist-tags'][npmDistTag])
       .catch(err => {
         error(`error fetching version from npm registry: ${err.message}`);
-        return getPkgVersion.call(this);
+        return pkg.version;
       });
   }
-  return getPkgVersion.call(this);
+  return this?.config?.version || pkg.version;
 }
 
 /**
@@ -77,5 +56,5 @@ export async function getPkgVersionFromNPM(this: Hook.Context | void, npmDistTag
  * @example 8
  */
 export async function getMajorPkgVersion(this: Hook.Context | void, npmDistTag?: npmDistTag): Promise<number> {
-  return semver.major(await getPkgVersionFromNPM.call(this, npmDistTag));
+  return semver.major(await getPkgVersion.call(this, npmDistTag));
 }
diff --git a/src/lib/readmeAPIFetch.ts b/src/lib/readmeAPIFetch.ts
index 56aab4b4e..920ca2b79 100644
--- a/src/lib/readmeAPIFetch.ts
+++ b/src/lib/readmeAPIFetch.ts
@@ -5,10 +5,11 @@ import path from 'node:path';
 import mime from 'mime-types';
 import { ProxyAgent } from 'undici';
 
+import pkg from '../package.json' with { type: 'json' };
+
 import { APIv1Error } from './apiError.js';
 import config from './config.js';
 import { git } from './createGHA/index.js';
-import { getPkgVersion } from './getPkg.js';
 import isCI, { ciName, isGHA } from './isCI.js';
 import { debug, warn } from './logger.js';
 
@@ -89,7 +90,7 @@ function parseWarningHeader(header: string): WarningHeader[] {
  */
 export function getUserAgent() {
   const gh = isGHA() ? '-github' : '';
-  return `rdme${gh}/${getPkgVersion()}`;
+  return `rdme${gh}/${pkg.version}`;
 }
 
 /**