diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
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--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -19,6 +19,7 @@ The ExpenseReport example currently exists in the following languages:
 - [C](expensereport-c/)
 - [C#](expensereport-csharp/)
 - [C++](expensereport-cxx/)
+- [Clojure](expensereport-clojure/) ⇐ This one was particularly painful to intentionally write poorly, I almost cried.
 - [Dart](expensereport-dart/)
 - [Go](expensereport-go/)
 - [Java](expensereport-java/)
diff --git a/expensereport-clojure/.gitignore b/expensereport-clojure/.gitignore
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@@ -0,0 +1,13 @@
+/target
+/classes
+/checkouts
+profiles.clj
+pom.xml
+pom.xml.asc
+*.jar
+*.class
+/.lein-*
+/.nrepl-port
+/.prepl-port
+.hgignore
+.hg/
diff --git a/expensereport-clojure/Makefile b/expensereport-clojure/Makefile
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+++ b/expensereport-clojure/Makefile
@@ -0,0 +1,14 @@
+.PHONY: all
+all: test
+
+.PHONY: test
+test:
+	lein test
+
+.PHONY: run
+run:
+	lein run
+
+.PHONY: clean
+clean::
+	lein clean
diff --git a/expensereport-clojure/README.md b/expensereport-clojure/README.md
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@@ -0,0 +1,22 @@
+# expensereport-clojure
+
+A Clojure library designed to ... well, that part is up to you.
+
+## Usage
+
+FIXME
+
+## License
+
+Copyright © 2021 FIXME
+
+This program and the accompanying materials are made available under the
+terms of the Eclipse Public License 2.0 which is available at
+http://www.eclipse.org/legal/epl-2.0.
+
+This Source Code may also be made available under the following Secondary
+Licenses when the conditions for such availability set forth in the Eclipse
+Public License, v. 2.0 are satisfied: GNU General Public License as published by
+the Free Software Foundation, either version 2 of the License, or (at your
+option) any later version, with the GNU Classpath Exception which is available
+at https://www.gnu.org/software/classpath/license.html.
diff --git a/expensereport-clojure/project.clj b/expensereport-clojure/project.clj
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+++ b/expensereport-clojure/project.clj
@@ -0,0 +1,5 @@
+(defproject expensereport-clojure "0.1.0-SNAPSHOT"
+  :description "Expense Report example in Clojure"
+  :dependencies [[org.clojure/clojure "1.10.1"]]
+  :main expensereport-clojure.core/main
+  :repl-options {:init-ns expensereport-clojure.core})
diff --git a/expensereport-clojure/src/expensereport_clojure/core.clj b/expensereport-clojure/src/expensereport_clojure/core.clj
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+++ b/expensereport-clojure/src/expensereport_clojure/core.clj
@@ -0,0 +1,25 @@
+(ns expensereport-clojure.core)
+
+(defn expense [type amount] {:type type :amount amount})
+
+(defn print-report
+    [expenses]
+    (def total (atom 0))
+    (def meal-expenses (atom 0))
+    (println "Expenses: " (.toString (java.util.Date.)))
+    (doall (for [expense (into #{} expenses)] (do
+        (if (or (= (:type expense) :breakfast) (= (:type expense) :dinner)) (reset! meal-expenses (+ @meal-expenses (:amount expense))))
+        (def expense-name (case (:type expense)
+            :car-rental "Car Rental"
+            :breakfast "Breakfast"
+            :dinner "Dinner"))
+        (def mealOverExpensesMarker (if (or (and (= (:type expense) :breakfast) (>= (:amount expense) 1000)) (and (= (:type expense) :dinner) (>= (:amount expense) 5000))) "X" " "))
+        (println expense-name "\t" (:amount expense) "\t" mealOverExpensesMarker)
+        (reset! total (+ @total (:amount expense))))))
+    (println "Meal expenses: " @meal-expenses)
+    (println "Total expenses: " @total)
+)
+
+(defn main []
+    (print-report [(expense :car-rental 100) (expense :breakfast 1000) (expense :breakfast 1001) (expense :dinner 5000) (expense :dinner 5001)])
+)
diff --git a/expensereport-clojure/test/expensereport_clojure/core_test.clj b/expensereport-clojure/test/expensereport_clojure/core_test.clj
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+++ b/expensereport-clojure/test/expensereport_clojure/core_test.clj
@@ -0,0 +1,7 @@
+(ns expensereport-clojure.core-test
+  (:require [clojure.test :refer :all]
+            [expensereport-clojure.core :refer :all]))
+
+(deftest a-test
+  (testing "FIXME, I fail."
+    (is (= 1 1))))