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Angelic taunt " have mercy on thee, for I shall not!" Angelic taunt In a bored, monotone voice Repent, and thou shalt be saved. Angelic taunt have mercy on thee, for I shall not! Angelic taunt Abandon this arrogance and accept your mortality! Angelic taunt Begone, or I shall taunt you! Angelic taunt Depart, thou accursed, into everlasting fire! Angelic taunt Die monster, you don't belong in this world! Angelic taunt Had your soul been worth saving They would not send me. Angelic taunt Hast thee read the book of John? Then I must plunge thy head beneath the Angelic taunt Hold still for your smiting! Angelic taunt I find your lack of faith disturbing. Angelic taunt My wrath is upon thee! Demonic taunt Go away. I am in an angry mood today and I might kill you. Hey! That' a good idea! Demonic taunt Hurry up and die already, I'm hungry! Demonic taunt I shall bathe in thy blood! I shall taste of they flesh! And than...tea and crumpets we shall have! 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True rumor They say that a hard hat will protect you from falling rocks. True rumor They say that a magic lamp never burns out. True rumor They say that a mirror will not frighten a nymph. True rumor They say that carving a message on an altar can be a bad thing. True rumor They say that civilized people should not eat cats. True rumor They say that civilized people should not eat dogs. True rumor They say that eating a leprechaun can make you jumpy. True rumor They say that eating a newt may make you a more powerful wizard. True rumor They say that eating a sprig of wolfsbane may help, if you have been bitten by a werewolf. True rumor They say that even a dead cockatrice can be deadly. True rumor They say that even a flint stone can be used to tell iron from leather. True rumor They say that it's better to pay first if you might leave the shop unexpectedly. True rumor They say that pets are reluctant to step on cursed items True rumor They say that puddings are not vegetarian food. True rumor They say that scrolls of fire are fireproof True rumor They say that the Horsemen of the Apocalypse are camera shy. True rumor They say that you can train your dog with meatballs. True rumor They say that you shouldn't kick a cockatrice without boots. True rumor They say that you shouldn't saddle a cockatrice without gloves. True rumor They say that you'll never lose a ring of searching in a sink. True rumor They say there's no such thing as an invisible mummy. True rumor They say you shouldn't kill Izchak. True rumor They say you shouldn't sacrifice a unicorn on an altar of its own alignment. True rumor Try reading a scroll of food detection while hallucinating True rumor What doesn't kill you, doesn't kill you. True rumor When in doubt save and come back later. True rumor You are probably going to die down here. T-Shirt "Kill, Maim, Burn..." T-Shirt (This space for sale.) T-Shirt insert Monty Python quote here T-Shirt +<<giant cave spider silk T-shirt>>+ T-Shirt -export-a-crypto-system-sig -RSA-3-lines-PERL T-Shirt /</tits/> /<//tits/> T-Shirt 3.141592653589792636....... T-Shirt 90% cotton, 10% polyester. T-Shirt T-Shirt Elvira's House O'Succubi, granting the gift of immorality! T-Shirt Flooring inspector. T-Shirt Funny message goes here T-Shirt I ascended to demi-godhood, and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt! T-Shirt I couldn't afford this T-shirt so I stole it! T-Shirt I got zapped with a wand of polymorph and all I became was this stupid T-shirt. T-Shirt I killed the Wizard and all I got was this stupid T-shirt! T-Shirt I killed the wizard of Yendor, and all i got is this stupid t-shirt. T-Shirt I went into the Mazes of Menace and all I got was this stupid T-Shirt. T-Shirt I'm back from the demigod bar! T-Shirt I'm not even supposed to be here today. T-Shirt Lichen Park T-Shirt Mind Flayers suck! T-Shirt No, I will not fix your computer. T-Shirt Overcharge me! T-Shirt Romanes Eunt Domus T-Shirt Romani Ite Domum T-Shirt Seduce Me, Please. T-Shirt The Amulet of Yendor has been stolen by Moloch. Are you a bad enough dude to retrieve the Amulet? T-Shirt Weapons don't kill people, I kill people T-Shirt Xorn ate my +7 Stormbringer and +6 Grayswandir T-Shirt Yet Another Stupid T-Shirt T-Shirt You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're about to die fortune cookie Are YOU tired of the same old messages? Go to http://alt.org/nethack/addmsgs/ now! Spam Badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! Spam This scroll was made with cockatrice leather. Have a nice day. Spam Watch out! The-Gnome-With-The-Wand-Of-Death is behind that door! Spam You are about to die... so why not get a cheap LIFE INSURANCE? Engraving "Engrave a wise saying and your name will live forever." -- Anonymous Engraving 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42 Engraving <-- Go that way! Engraving Dig here for a +5 pair of Speed Boots! 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Engraving Vlad wasn't here Engraving Watch out! The-Gnome-With-The-Wand-Of-Death is behind that door! Engraving You aren't going to ascend by staring at your shoes. 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The blood is the life... and it shall be mine. You fools! You think you can destroy me with your wafers and your wolf's-bane, Me, the King of my kind?! You shall see!

Upon the Night of Dweomers, when iron is made flesh and the Golden Scepter is wreathed in flames, the Copper Tower shall be restored You cannot kill it with swords Run away! It's a trap The walls listen Explosive runes "When song becomes silence, the Wand of Aether shall be destroyed." in draconic <-- --> You cannot kill it with wizardry Khelukkharbh

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