messages.py

intro = [
    "On a lovely summer morning,",
    "Arthur woke up excited to visit Fenoxer.",
    "However, after quick inspection...",
    "He noticed his Eevee was GONE!!!",
    "Scared, Arthur went looking for her.",
]

villager_1 = [
    "Hello There, Arthur.",
    "I've heard that your Eevee is gone!",
    "You must be horrified.",
    "I hope you find it soon...",
]

binder = [
    "Binder: Hej Hej, I've heard the news, Arthur.",
    "Binder: Do you think she got lost?",
    "Binder: CSens?",
]

fenoxer = [
    "Fenoxer: I'm so sorry for what happened.",
    "Fenoxer: Maybe she went for walk in Parque Barigui!",
    "Fenoxer: Você só é assaltado se você estiver desatento, burro",
    "Fenoxer: ou sem cigarro.",
]

sign_a = ["Mezosoic Kingdom"]

sign_b = ["Parque Barigui. This Way ->"]

sign_c = ["BEWARE! COLOMBO AHEAD."]

sign_d = ["Welcome to São José dos Pinhas!"]

careu = [
    "Arthur: Hey Careu! Have you seen my Eevee?",
    "Careu: inferno",
    "Careu: I'm sorry to hear that, Arthur.",
    "Careu: My boyfriend loves pizza, maybe he could help.",
]

luis = [
    "Arthur: Hey Luis! Have you seen my Eevee?",
    "Luis: What is your name?",
    "Arthur: ... we know each other. I'm Fixller",
    "Luis: What is your quest?",
    "Arthur: I guess it's to find my Eevee, but...",
    "Luis: What's the air-speed velocity of a sonic rainboom?",
    "Arthur: ... that's a My Little Pony thing isn't it?",
    "Arthur: Well I don't know.",
    "Arthur: Since you're not helping, I'll be on my way",
    "Luis: ...Wait! I might actually have an idea",
]

leo = [
    "Arthur: Hey Leo! Have you seen Eevee?",
    "Leo: BROUHAHA!",
    "Arthur: What?",
    "Leo: I'll never let you find her!",
    "Arthur: You won't stay in my path! I must find Evee!",
    "Leo: Don't underestimate me, Fixller!",
    "Leo: For I am the High Priest of the Dinosaurs!",
    "Leo: And warrior of peace!",
    "Leo: …",
    "Arthur: …",
    "Leo: I SAID!",
    "Leo: WARRIOR!",
    "Leo: OF!",
    "Leo: PEACE!",
    "Dinosaur: ROOOOOAAAR!",
    "Leo: HAH! There he is!",
    "Now eat this motherfuckaaaaaa!",
]

daniel = [
    "Daniel: ...oh",
    "Daniel: Meu nome é daniel, meu nome é daniel, meu nome é daniel",
    "Daniel: Hey Fixller, is your Eevee ok?",
    "Arthur: No, I need your help",
    "Arthur: Can I have your pizza to lure my Eevee?",
    "Daniel: Over my dead body!",
]

bruno = [
    "Bruno: Do you know the wagner group?",
    "Bruno: And verstappen will win this race",
    "Bruno: ...",
    "Bruno: Hey brother, I hope your Eeevee is fine",
]

fenoxer_muie = [
    "I'm gonna sell this Eevee",
    "I need to save up for my ruacutan",
    "Let's battle over it",
]

catha = [
    "Catha: Bença meus fi",
    "Dudu: Nipples in the air",
    "Catha: AMOR!",
    "Dudu: calma!",
    "Catha: Dale",
    "Dudu: Fuck you as you deny tou little bitch, cause you mother smells like shit!",
]

dudu = catha

orange = [
    "It's an orange. Petrified.",
    "It's a petrified orange.",
]