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package cardsagainstdiscord
func init() {
pack := &CardPack{
Name: "main",
Description: "Base card deck",
Prompts: []*PromptCard{
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s + %s = %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s is a slippery slope that leads to %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s would be woefully incomplete without %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s: good to the last drop.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s: kid-tested, mother-approved.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s: Once you pop, the fun don't stop!`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s? Jim'll fix it!`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s? There's an app for that.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s? Yeah, nah.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s. Awesome in theory, kind of a mess in practice.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s. Betcha can't have just one!`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s. High five, bro.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s. It's a trap!`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s. That was so metal.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s. That's how I want to die.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s. That's why mums go to Iceland.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `★✰✰✰✰ Do NOT go here! Found %s in my Kung Pao chicken! `},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `50%% of all marriages end in %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `A recent laboratory study shows that undergraduates have 50%% less sex after being exposed to %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `A remarkable new study has shown that chimps have evolved their own primitive version of %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `A successful job interview begins with a firm handshake and ends with %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `ABC presents: "%s: The Story of %s."`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `After eight years in the White House, how is Obama finally letting loose? %s`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `After four platinum albums and three Grammys, it's time to get back to my roots, to what inspired me to make music in the first place: %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought %s to all the people of New Orleans.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `After months of practice with %s, I think I’m finally ready for %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought %s to the people of Haiti.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Air Canada guidelines now prohibit %s on airplanes.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Airport security guidelines now prohibit %s on airplanes.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `And the Academy Award for %s goes to %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `And the BAFTA for %s goes to %s. `},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `And what did you bring for show and tell? %s`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Arby's: We Have %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `"Are you thinking what I'm thinking, B1? I think I am, B2: it's %s time!"`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `As my New Year's resolution, I vow to give up %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `As the mum of five rambunctious boys, I'm no stranger to %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Betcha can't have just one! %s`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `BILLY MAYS HERE FOR %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Bravo's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Brought to you by Bud Light®, the Official Beer of %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `CBC presents "%s: the Story of %s."`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Channel 4 presents %s, the story of %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Channel 5's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Channel 9 is pleased to present its new variety show, "Hey Hey It's %s."`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Check me out, yo! I call this dance move "%s."`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Click Here for %s!!!`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Coming this season, Samuel Beckett's classic existential play: Waiting for %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Coming to Broadway this season, %s: The Musical.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Crikey! I've never seen %s like this before! Let's get a bit closer.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `CTV presents "%s: the Story of %s."`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Daddy, why is mummy crying? %s`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with %s and would like your advice.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Dear Agony Aunt, I'm having some trouble with %s and I need your advice.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Dear Sir or Madam, We regret to inform you that the Office of %s has denied your request for %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Doctor, you've gone too far! The human body wasn't meant to withstand that amount of %s!`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Dude, do not go in that bathroom. There's %s in there.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `During his childhood, Salvador Dali produced hundreds of paintings of %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `During his midlife crisis, my dad got really into %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `During sex, I like to think about %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Finally! A service that delivers %s right to your door.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `For my next trick, I will pull %s out of %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Fun tip! When your man asks you to go down on him, try surprising him with %s instead.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Future historians will agree that %s marked the beginning of America's decline.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Having problems with %s? Try %s!`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `"Here is the church, Here is the steeple, Open the doors and there is %s."`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Hey guys, welcome to TGIF! Would you like to start the night off right with %s?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Hey Reddit! I'm %s. Ask me anything.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `How am I maintaining my relationship status? %s`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `How did I lose my virginity? %s`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `I drink to forget %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `I get by with a little help from %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `I got 99 problems but %s ain't one.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `I know when that hotline bling, that can only mean one thing: %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `I never truly understood %s until I encountered %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `I spent my whole life working toward %s, only to have it ruined by %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `I'm going on a cleanse this week. Nothing but kale juice and %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `I'm Lebron James, and when I'm not slamming dunks, I love %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure what you're suffering from is called "%s."`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `I'm sorry, Sir, but I couldn't complete my homework because of %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `I’m not like the rest of you. I’m too rich and busy for %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `If you can't be with the one you love, love %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `IF you like %s, YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, %s will be our currency.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `In a world ravaged by %s, our only solace is %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `In Australia, %s is twice as big and twice as deadly.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `In Belmarsh Prison, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `In her latest feature-length film, Tracy Beaker struggles with %s for the first time.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is %s trapped in the body of %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that %s had really been %s all along.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with %s for the first time.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure %s for all eternity.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `In Wormwood Scrubs, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Introducing the amazing superhero/sidekick duo! It's %s and %s!`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Introducing X-Treme Baseball! It's like baseball, but with %s!`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `It's a trap!`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `It’s a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Just once, I'd like to hear you say "Thanks, Mom. Thanks for %s."`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Just saw this upsetting video! Please retweet!! #stop%s`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Kids, I don't need drugs to get high. I'm high on %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Life for Aboriginal people was forever changed when the white man introduced them to %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Life was difficult for cavemen before %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Lifetime® presents "%s: the Story of %s."`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Lovin’ you is easy ’cause you’re %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Major League Baseball has banned %s for giving players an unfair advantage.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Make a haiku.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Mate, do not go in that toilet. There's %s in there.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Men's Wearhouse: You're gonna like %s. I guarantee it.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Military historians remember Alexander the Great for his brilliant use of %s against the Persians.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Money can’t buy me love, but it can buy me %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Mr. and Mrs. Diaz, we called you in because we're concerned about Cynthia. Are you aware that your daughter is %s?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `My fellow Americans: Before this decade is out, we will have %s on the moon!`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `My mom freaked out when she looked at my browser history and found %s.com/%s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `My plan for world domination begins with %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Next on ESPN2: The World Series of %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Next up on Channel 4: Ramsay's %s Nightmares.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. Our chief weapons are fear, surprise, and %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Now at the Natural History Museum: an interactive exhibit on %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `O Canada, we stand on guard for %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Oi! Show us %s!`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Old MacDonald had %s. E-I-E-I-O.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Only two things in life are certain: death and %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Penalty! %s: that's 5 minutes in the box!`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Qantas now prohibits %s on airplanes.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is %s stuffed with %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Science will never explain %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Skidamarink a dink a dink, skidamarink a doo, I love %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Sorry everyone, I just %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `"Step 1: %s. Step 2: %s. Step 3: Profit."`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50%% faster after being exposed to %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `TFL apologizes for the delay in train service due to %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `That's right, I killed %s. How, you ask? %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The blind date was going horribly until we discovered our shared interest in %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The class field trip was completely ruined by %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The Five Stages of Grief: denial, anger, bargaining, %s, acceptance.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The healing process began when I joined a support group for victims of %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The new Chevy Tahoe. With the power and space to take %s everywhere you go.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The school excursion was completely ruined by %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The school field trip was completely ruined by %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The school trip was completely ruined by %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The secret to a lasting marriage is communication, communication, and %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The TFL apologizes for the delay in train service due to %s. `},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The theme for next year's Eurovision Song Contest is "We are %s."`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `The U.S. has begun airdropping %s to the children of Afghanistan.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `They said we were crazy. They said we couldn't put %s inside of %s. They were wrong.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `"This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but with %s."`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `This season at the Sydney Opera House, Samuel Beckett's classic existential play: Waiting for %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Today on Jerry Springer: "Help! My son is %s!"`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Tonight's top story: What you don't know about %s could kill you.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `TSA guidelines now prohibit %s on airplanes.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Turns out that %s-Man was neither the hero we needed nor wanted.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Uh, hey guys, I know this was my idea, but I'm having serious doubts about %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `UKIP: Putting %s First!`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `War! What is it good for?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Well if you'll excuse me, gentlemen, I have a date with %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `What am I giving up for Lent?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `What are my parents hiding from me?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `What are school administrators using to curb rampant teenage pregnancy?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `What broke up the original Wiggles?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `What did I bring back from Amsterdam?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `What did I bring back from Bali?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `What did I bring back from Mexico?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `What do old people smell like?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `What does Dick Cheney prefer?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `What don't you want to find in your doner kebab?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `What don't you want to find in your Kung Pao chicken?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `What don't you want to find in your Mongolian beef?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `What ended my last relationship?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `What gets better with age?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `What gives me uncontrollable gas?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `What helps Barack Obama unwind?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `What helps Obama unwind?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `What is Batman's guilty pleasure?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `What is George W. Bush thinking about right now?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `What kept Margaret Thatcher busy in her waning years?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `What left this stain on my couch?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `What made my first kiss so awkward?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `What makes life worth living?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `What makes me a true blue Aussie?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `What never fails to liven up the party?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `What will always get you laid?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `What's a girl's best friend?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `What's my anti-drug?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `What's my secret power?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `What's that smell?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `What's that sound?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `What's the Canadian government using to inspire rural students to succeed?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `What's the crustiest?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `What's the most emo?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `What's the new fad diet?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `What's the next Happy Meal® toy?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `What's there a ton of in heaven?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `What's there a tonne of in heaven?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `When all else fails, I can always masturbate to %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `When I am a billionare, I shall erect a 20-meter (65 foot) statue to commemorate %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `When I am President, I will create the Department of %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `When I pooped, what came out of my butt?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `When I was tripping on acid, %s turned into %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `When I'm in prison, I'll have %s smuggled in.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `When you get right down to it, %s is just %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `White people like %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Why am I sticky?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Why can't I sleep at night?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Why do I hurt all over?`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `With enough time and pressure, %s will turn into %s.`},
&PromptCard{Prompt: `Your persistence is admirable, my dear Prince. But you cannot win my heart with %s alone.`},
},
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`(I am doing Kegels right now)`,
`10,000 Syrian refugees`,
`100% Pure New Zealand`,
`2 Girls 1 Cup`,
`400 years of colonial atrocities`,
`50 mg of Zoloft daily`,
`50,000 volts straight to the nipples`,
`72 virgins`,
`8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin`,
`A bag of magic beans`,
`A balanced breakfast`,
`A ball of earwax, semen, and toenail clippings`,
`A big black dick`,
`A big hoopla about nothing`,
`A bird that shits human turds`,
`A bit of slap and tickle`,
`A bitch slap`,
`A bleached asshole`,
`A Bop It™`,
`A bowl of mayonnaise and human teeth`,
`A brain tumor`,
`A bucket of fish heads`,
`A can of whoop-ass`,
`A caress of the inner thigh`,
`A cartoon camel enjoying the smooth, refreshing taste of a cigarette`,
`A cat video so cute that your eyes roll back and your spine slides out of your anus`,
`A Chelsea smile`,
`A Chinese tourist who wants something very badly but cannot communicate it`,
`A clandestine butt scratch`,
`A cooler full of organs`,
`A cop who is also a dog`,
`A crucifixion`,
`A cute, fuzzy koala, but it has chlamydia`,
`A death ray`,
`A decent fucking Internet connection`,
`A defective condom`,
`A despondent Maple Leafs fan sitting all alone`,
`A didgeridildo`,
`A disappointing birthday party`,
`A drive-by shooting`,
`A fair go`,
`A falcon with a cap on its head`,
`A fanny fart`,
`A fart so powerful that it wakes the giants from their thousand-year slumber`,
`A fat bald man from the internet`,
`A fetus`,
`A five-litre goon bag`,
`A Fleshlight®`,
`A foetus`,
`A foul mouth`,
`A fuck-ton of almonds`,
`A gassy antelope`,
`A gentle caress of the inner thigh`,
`A ginger's freckled ballsack`,
`A good sniff`,
`A good, strong gorilla`,
`A gossamer stream of jizz that catches the light as it arcs through the morning air`,
`A grande sugar-free iced soy caramel macchiato`,
`A Gypsy curse`,
`A hairless little shitstain named Callou`,
`A Halal Snack Pack`,
`A hen night in Slough`,
`A homoerotic volleyball montage`,
`A horde of Vikings`,
`A hot mess`,
`A Japanese toaster you can fuck`,
`A Japanese whaling operation`,
`A LAN party`,
`A lifetime of sadness`,
`A literal tornado of fire`,
`A little boy who won't shut the fuck up about dinosaurs`,
`A live studio audience`,
`A look-see`,
`A low standard of living`,
`A mad cow`,
`A madman who lives in a police box and kidnaps women`,
`A man in yoga pants with a ponytail and feather earrings`,
`A man on the brink of orgasm`,
`A mating display`,
`A Mexican`,
`A micropenis`,
`A micropig wearing a tiny raincoat and booties`,
`A middle-aged man on roller skates`,
`A mime having a stroke`,
`A moment of silence`,
`A monkey smoking a cigar`,
`A mopey zoo lion`,
`A much younger woman`,
`A murder most foul`,
`A neglected Tamagotchi™`,
`A nice cup of tea`,
`A pangender octopus who roams the cosmos in search of love`,
`A piñata full of scorpions`,
`A posh wank`,
`A PowerPoint presentation`,
`A pyramid of severed heads`,
`A really cool hat`,
`A robust mongoloid`,
`A sad fat dragon with no friends`,
`A sad handjob`,
`A salad for men that's made of metal`,
`A salty surprise`,
`A sassy black woman`,
`A sausage festival`,
`A saxophone solo`,
`A sea of troubles`,
`A shark!`,
`A sick burnout`,
`A sick wombat`,
`A sickly child-king`,
`A six-point plan to stop the boats`,
`A slab of VB and a pack of durries`,
`A slightly shittier parallel universe`,
`A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis`,
`A sober Irishman who doesn't care for potatoes`,
`A soggy Sao`,
`A spastic nerd`,
`A stingray barb through the chest`,
`A stray pube`,
`A subscription to Men's Fitness`,
`A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee`,
`A surprising amount of hair`,
`A sweet spaceship`,
`A thermonuclear detonation`,
`A thousand Scottish warriors lifting their kilts in unison`,
`A three-way with my wife and Shaquille O'Neal`,
`A Tim Hortons franchise`,
`A time travel paradox`,
`A tiny horse`,
`A tiny, gay guitar called a ukulele`,
`A tribe of warrior women`,
`A vagina that leads to another dimension`,
`A vajazzled vagina`,
`A vastly superior healthcare system`,
`A vindaloo poo`,
`A web of lies`,
`A wheelchair death race`,
`A white van man`,
`A whole thing of butter`,
`A windmill full of corpses`,
`A wisecracking terrorist`,
`A zesty breakfast burrito`,
`Aaron Burr`,
`Abstinence`,
`Academy Award winner Meryl Streep`,
`Accepting the way things are`,
`Accidentally slipping yourself a roofie`,
`Active listening`,
`Actually getting shot, for real`,
`Actually taking candy from a baby`,
`Adderall™`,
`Adult Friendfinder`,
`Advice from a wise, old black man`,
`African children`,
`Agriculture`,
`AIDS`,
`Alcohol poisoning`,
`Alcoholism`,
`All four prongs of an echidna's penis`,
`All my friends dying`,
`All of this blood`,
`All the dudes I've fucked`,
`All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99`,
`Altar boys`,
`America`,
`American Gladiators`,
`Americanization`,
`Amputees`,
`An AK-47 assault rifle`,
`An AK-47`,
`An AR-15 assault rifle`,
`An argument with Richard Dawkins`,
`An army of skeletons`,
`An ass disaster`,
`An asymmetric boob job`,
`An endless stream of diarrhea`,
`An endless stream of diarrhoea`,
`An entrenched class system`,
`An erection that lasts longer than four hours`,
`An Evening with Michael Buble`,
`An evil man in evil clothes`,
`An honest cop with nothing left to lose`,
`An icepick lobotomy`,
`An icy handjob from an Edmonton hooker`,
`An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist`,
`An M16 assault rifle`,
`An octopus giving seven handjobs and smoking a cigarette`,
`An Oedipus complex`,
`An old guy who's almost dead`,
`An older woman who knows her way around the penis`,
`An oversized lollipop`,
`An ugly face`,
`An unstoppable wave of fire ants`,
`An unwanted pregnancy`,
`An uppercut`,
`Anal beads`,
`Announcing that I am about to cum`,
`Another goddamn vampire movie`,
`Another shot of morphine`,
`Anything that comes out of Prince Philip's mouth`,
`Apologizing`,
`Arnold Schwarzenegger`,
`Asians who aren't good at math`,
`Assless chaps`,
`Attitude`,
`Auschwitz`,
`Australia`,
`Authentic Mexican cuisine`,
`Autocannibalism`,
`AXE Body Spray`,
`Bad discord bots`,
`Badger culling`,
`Ball-by-ball commentary from Richie Benaud`,
`Balls`,
`Bananas in Pajamas`,
`Bananas`,
`Barack Obama`,
`Basic human decency`,
`BATMAN!`,
`BATMAN!!!`,
`Battlefield amputations`,
`Becoming a blueberry`,
`Bees?`,
`Being a busy adult with many important things to do`,
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`Being a dinosaur`,
`Being a hideous beast that no one could love`,
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`Being a woman`,
`Being able to talk to elephants`,
`Being awesome at sex`,
`Being black`,
`Being Canadian`,
`Being fabulous`,
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`Being hunted like a fox`,
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`Being marginalized`,
`Being on fire`,
`Being rich`,
`Being white`,
`Benedict Cumberbatch`,
`Bestiality`,
`Bill Nye the Science Guy`,
`Bingeing and purging`,
`Bio-engineered assault turtles with acid breath`,
`Bisexuality`,
`Bitches`,
`Black people`,
`Bling`,
`Blood farts`,
`Blood, toil, tears, and sweat`,
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`Blowing up Parliament`,
`Boat people; half boat, half human`,
`Bogies`,
`Bond, James Bond`,
`Bono`,
`Booby-trapping the house to foil burglars`,
`Boogers`,
`Bosnian chicken farmers`,
`Braiding three penises into a Curly Wurly`,
`Breaking out into song and dance`,
`Brexit`,
`Britney Spears at 55`,
`Brown people`,
`Bubble butt bottom boys`,
`Buckfast Tonic Wine`,
`Bullshit`,
`Burning down the White House`,
`Buying the right pants to be cool`,
`Canada: America's Hat`,
`Canadian Netflix`,
`Canned tuna with extra dolphin`,
`Capturing Newt Gingrich and forcing him to dance in a monkey suit`,
`Cards Against Humanity`,
`Cashed-up bogans`,
`Casually suggesting a threesome`,
`Catapults`,
`Centaurs`,
`Chainsaws for hands`,
`Charisma`,
`Cheating in the Special Olympics`,
`Cheeky bum sex`,
`Chemical weapons`,
`Child abuse`,
`Child beauty pageants`,
`Children on leashes`,
`Chivalry`,
`Christopher Walken`,
`Chubby baby seals`,
`Chundering into a kangaroo's pouch`,
`Chunks of dead backpacker`,
`Chunks of dead hitchhiker`,
`Chunks of dead prostitute`,
`Chutzpah`,
`Civilian casualties`,
`Classist undertones`,
`Clive Palmer's soft, shitty body`,
`Coat hanger abortions`,
`Cock`,
`Cockfights`,
`College`,
`Committing suicide`,
`Completely unwarranted confidence`,
`Concealing a boner`,
`Concealing an erection`,
`Consensual sex`,
`Consultants`,
`Contagious face cancer`,
`Converting to Islam`,
`Cookie Monster devouring the Eucharist wafers`,
`Copping a feel`,
`Cottaging`,
`Count Chocula`,
`Court-ordered rehab`,
`Covering myself with Parmesan cheese and chili flakes because I am pizza`,
`Crazy hot cousin sex`,
`Creed`,
`Crippling debt`,
`Crucifixion`,
`Crumbs all over the bloody carpet`,
`Crumpets with the Queen`,
`Crystal meth`,
`Cuddling`,
`Cumming deep inside my best bro`,
`Customer service representatives`,
`Cybernetic enhancements`,
`Dad's funny balls`,
`Daddies Brown Sauce`,
`Daddies® Brown Sauce`,
`Daddy issues`,
`Daddy's belt`,
`Daniel Radcliffe's delicious asshole`,
`Danny DeVito`,
`Dark and mysterious forces beyond our control`,
`Darth Vader`,
`Date rape`,
`Dave Matthews Band`,
`David Bowie flying in on a tiger made of lightning`,
`David Cameron`,
`Dead babies`,
`Dead birds everywhere`,
`Dead parents`,
`Deflowering the princess`,
`Dental dams`,
`Denying climate change`,
`Destroying the evidence`,
`Dick Cheney`,
`Dick fingers`,
`Dick pics`,
`Dining with cardboard cutouts of the cast of Friends`,
`Dirty nappies`,
`Disco fever`,
`Diversity`,
`Dogging`,
`Doin' it in the butt`,
`Doing a shit in Pudsey Bear's eyehole`,
`Doing crimes`,
`Doing the right thing`,
`Domino's™ Oreo™ Dessert Pizza`,
`Don Cherry's wardrobe`,
`Donald Trump`,
`Double penetration`,
`Douchebags on their iPhones`,
`Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr`,
`Drinking alone`,
`Drinking out of the toilet and eating garbage`,
`Dropping a baby down the dunny`,
`Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up`,
`Drowning the kids in the bathtub`,
`Druids`,
`Drum circles`,
`Dry heaving`,
`Dwarf tossing`,
`Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson`,
`Dying alone and in pain`,
`Dying of dysentery`,
`Dying`,
`Eastern European Turbo-Folk music`,
`Eating a hard boiled egg out of my husband's asshole`,
`Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale`,
`Eating an albino`,
`Eating the last known bison`,
`Eating too much of a lamp`,
`Ecstasy`,
`Ed Balls`,
`Edible underpants`,
`Edible underwear`,
`Egging an MP`,
`Elderly Japanese men`,
`Electricity`,
`Embryonic stem cells`,
`Emerging from the sea and rampaging through Tokyo`,
`Emma Watson`,
`Emotions`,
`England`,
`Erectile dysfunction`,
`Establishing dominance`,
`Estrogen`,
`Ethnic cleansing`,
`Eugenics`,
`Euphoria™ by Calvin Klein`,
`Exactly what you'd expect`,
`Excalibur`,
`Exchanging pleasantries`,
`Executing a hostage every hour`,
`Existentialists`,
`Existing`,
`Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor`,
`Explaining how vaginas work`,
`Explosions`,
`Extremely tight jeans`,
`Facebook`,
`Fading away into nothingness`,
`Faffing about`,
`Faith healing`,
`Fake tits`,
`FALCON PUNCH!!!`,
`Famine`,
`Fancy Feast®`,
`Farting and walking away`,
`Farting into your petticoats and wafting it at Lord Gregory`,
`Fear itself`,
`Feeding Rosie O'Donnell`,
`Fellowship in Christ`,
`Fiery poops`,
`Fiery poos`,
`Figgy pudding`,
`Filling my briefcase with business stuff`,
`Filling my son with spaghetti`,
`Filling Sean Hannity with helium and watching him float away`,
`Finger painting`,
`Fingering`,
`Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog`,
`Fisting`,
`Five litres of Special Brew`,
`Five-Dollar Footlongs™`,
`Flash flooding`,
`Flavored condoms`,
`Flesh-eating bacteria`,
`Flightless birds`,
`Flying robots that kill people`,
`Flying sex snakes`,
`Forced sterilisation`,
`Foreskin`,
`Forgetting the Alamo`,
`Former President George W. Bush`,
`Four Loko`,
`Fox News`,
`Fragile masculinity`,
`Free samples`,
`Friction`,
`Friendly fire`,
`Friends who eat all the snacks`,
`Friends with benefits`,
`Frolicking`,
`Front butt`,
`Fucking my sister`,
`Fucking the weatherman on live television`,
`Full frontal nudity`,
`Funky fresh rhymes`,
`Gandalf`,
`Gandhi`,
`Garth Brooks`,
`Gary Coleman`,
`Gary Glitter`,
`Gay aliens`,
`Gay conversion therapy`,
`Geese`,
`Genetically engineered super-soldiers`,
`Genghis Khan`,
`Genital piercings`,
`Gentleman's Relish®`,
`Genuine human connection`,
`German Chancellor Angela Merkel`,
`German dungeon porn`,
`Germans on holiday`,
`Getting a DUI on a Zamboni`,
`Getting crushed by a vending machine`,
`Getting cummed on`,
`Getting drugs off the street and into my body`,
`Getting drunk on mouthwash`,
`Getting fingered`,
`Getting married, having a few kids, buying some stuff, retiring to Florida, and dying`,
`Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon`,
`Getting pregnant again`,
`Getting really high`,
`Getting so angry that you pop a boner`,
`Getting wed, having a few kids, taking some pictures, retiring to the south of France, and dying`,
`Ghosts`,
`Girls who shouldn't go wild`,
`Girls`,
`Giving 110%`,
`Giving birth to the Antichrist`,
`Gladiatorial combat`,
`Glassing a wanker`,
`Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards`,
`Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook`,
`Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts`,
`Glenn Beck`,
`Global warming`,
`Gloryholes`,
`Goats eating cans`,
`Goblins`,
`God`,
`GoGurt®`,
`Going an entire day without masturbating`,
`Going around punching people`,
`Golden showers`,
`Good-natured, fun-loving Aussie racism`,
`Grandma`,
`Grandpa's ashes`,
`Graphic violence, adult language, and some sexual content`,
`Grave robbing`,
`Growing a pair`,
`Guys who don't call`,
`Haggis`,
`Half a kilo of pure China White heroin`,
`Half-assed foreplay`,
`Harry Potter erotica`,
`Have some more kugel`,
`Having a Golden Gaytime`,
`Having a penis`,
`Having a shag in the back of a ute`,
`Having anuses for eyes`,
`Having big dreams but no realistic way to achieve them`,
`Having sex for the first time`,
`Having sex on top of a pizza`,
`Having sex with every man in Winnipeg`,
`Having shotguns for legs`,
`Heartwarming orphans`,
`Heath Ledger`,
`Helplessly giggling at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis`,
`Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II`,
`Heritage minutes`,
`Heroin`,
`Heteronormativity`,
`Hillary Clinton's emails`,
`Hip hop jewels`,
`Hip hop jews`,
`Hipsters`,
`Historically black colleges`,
`Hobos`,
`Holding down a child and farting all over him`,
`Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine®`,
`Homeless people`,
`Homo milk`,
`Hooning`,
`Hope`,
`Hormone injections`,
`Horrifying laser hair removal accidents`,
`Horse meat`,
`Hospice care`,
`Hot cheese`,
`Hot people`,
`Hot Pockets®`,
`How amazing it is to be on mushrooms`,
`How awesome it is to be white`,
`How bad my daughter fucked up her dance recital`,
`How far I can get my own penis up my butt`,
`How wet my pussy is`,
`However much weed $20 can buy`,
`Huffing spray paint`,
`Huge biceps`,
`Hulk Hogan`,
`Hunting "accidents"`,
`Hurling one's body down a hill in pursuit of a wheel of cheese`,
`Hurricane Katrina`,
`I'm friends with your dad on Facebook`,
`Ice`,
`Illegal immigrants`,
`Impotence`,
`Improvised explosive devices`,
`Inappropriate yodeling`,
`Incest`,
`Indescribable loneliness`,
`Inserting a Mason jar into my anus`,
`Intelligent design`,
`Intimacy problems`,
`Invading Poland`,
`Irritable Bowel Syndrome`,
`Italians`,
`Itchy pussy`,
`J.D. Power and his associates`,
`Jade Goody's cancerous remains`,
`Jedward`,
`Jehovah's Witnesses`,
`Jennifer Lawrence`,
`Jerking off into a pool of children's tears`,
`Jesus`,
`Jew-fros`,
`Jewish fraternities`,
`Jews, gypsies, and homosexuals`,
`Jibber-jabber`,
`Jimmy Savile`,
`Jobs`,
`Joe Biden`,
`John Howard's eyebrows`,
`John Wilkes Booth`,
`Judge Judy`,
`Judging everyone`,
`Just touching David Beckham's hair`,
`Justin Bieber`,
`Justin Trudeau`,
`Kamikaze pilots`,
`Kanye West`,
`Keanu Reeves`,
`Keeping Christ in Christmas`,
`Keg stands`,
`Kibbles 'n Bits™`,
`Kids with ass cancer`,
`Kim Jong-il`,
`Kim Jong-un`,
`Kissing grandma on the forehead and turning off her life support`,
`Knife crime`,
`Kourtney, Kim, Khloe, Kendall, and Kylie`,
`Lactation`,
`Lads`,
`Lady Gaga`,
`Lance Armstrong's missing testicle`,
`Land mines`,
`Laying an egg`,
`Leaked footage of Kate Middleton's colonoscopy`,
`Leaving an awkward voicemail`,
`Lena Dunham`,
`Leprosy`,
`Letting everyone down`,
`Letting yourself go`,
`Leveling up`,
`Liberals`,
`Licking things to claim them as your own`,
`Listening to her problems without trying to solve them`,
`Literally eating shit`,
`Little boy penises`,
`Living in a trash can`,
`Living in Yellowknife`,
`Lockjaw`,
`Loki, the trickster god`,
`Looking in the mirror, applying lipstick, and whispering "tonight, you will have sex with Tom Cruise."`,
`Loose lips`,
`Lumberjack fantasies`,
`Lunchables™`,
`LYNX® Body Spray`,
`Mad cow disease`,
`Madeleine McCann`,
`Magnets`,
`Making a friend`,
`Making a pouty face`,
`Making sex at her`,
`Making the penises kiss`,
`Making up for centuries of oppression with one day of apologising`,
`Man meat`,
`Mansplaining`,
`Many bats`,
`Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch`,
`Martha Stewart`,
`Massive, widespread drought`,
`Masturbating`,
`Masturbation`,
`Mathletes`,
`Maureen of Blackpool, Reader's Wife of the Year 1988`,
`Me time`,
`Me`,
`MechaHitler`,
`Memes`,
`Men discussing their feelings in an emotionally healthy way`,
`Men`,
`Menstrual rage`,
`Menstruation`,
`Meth`,
`Michael Jackson`,
`Michelle Obama's arms`,
`Mike Pence`,
`Mild autism`,
`Miley Cyrus at 55`,
`Miley Cyrus`,
`Millions of cane toads`,
`Millwall fans`,
`Mining accidents`,
`Mistaking a retarded person for someone who's merely deaf`,
`Mom`,
`Mooing`,
`Moral ambiguity`,
`More elephant cock than I bargained for`,
`Morgan Freeman's voice`,
`Mountain Dew Code Red`,
`Mouth herpes`,
`Mr. Clean, right behind you`,
`Mr. Dressup`,
`Mr. Snuffleupagus`,
`Mr. Squiggle, the Man from the Moon`,
`Muhammad (Peace Be Upon Him)`,
`Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him)`,
`Multiple orgasms`,
`Multiple stab wounds`,
`Murder`,
`Mutually assured destruction`,
`Muzzy`,
`My abusive boyfriend who really isn't so bad once you get to know him`,
`My balls on your face`,
`My black ass`,
`My bright pink fuckhole`,
`My cheating son-of-a-bitch husband`,
`My collection of high-tech sex toys`,
`My collection of Japanese sex toys`,
`My ex-wife`,
`My fat daughter`,
`My father, who died when I was seven`,
`My first kill`,
`My genitals`,
`My good bra`,
`My humps`,
`My inner demons`,
`My machete`,
`My mate Dave`,
`My neck, my back, my pussy, and my crack`,
`My relationship status`,
`My sex life`,
`My soul`,
`My Uber driver, Pavel`,
`My ugly face and bad personality`,
`My vagina`,
`Naked News`,
`Natalie Portman`,
`Natural male enhancement`,
`Natural selection`,
`Nazis`,
`NBA superstar LeBron James`,
`Necrophilia`,
`New Age music`,
`Newfies`,
`Nickelback`,
`Nicolas Cage`,
`Nip slips`,
`Nippers`,
`Nipple blades`,
`Nocturnal emissions`,
`Not contributing to society in any meaningful way`,
`Not giving a shit about the Third World`,
`Not having sex`,
`Not reciprocating oral sex`,
`Not vaccinating my children because I am stupid`,
`Not wearing trousers`,
`Nothing but sand`,
`Nothing`,
`Nunchuck moves`,
`Obesity`,
`Object permanence`,
`Oestrogen`,
`Old-people smell`,
`Ominous background music`,
`One Direction's supple, hairless bodies`,