From 583c005fbef81e00475b0c36ee12722f6f5b309d Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Scrooge Date: Sun, 20 Aug 2023 20:33:09 -0400 Subject: [PATCH 1/2] Added jokes --- cogs/funcommands.py | 12 ++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 12 insertions(+) diff --git a/cogs/funcommands.py b/cogs/funcommands.py index 1f7592d..3be4364 100644 --- a/cogs/funcommands.py +++ b/cogs/funcommands.py @@ -119,6 +119,18 @@ async def joke(self, ctx: commands.Context) -> None: "Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?\nIt was on a roll!", "How fast is milk?\nIt's pasteurize before you know it!", "What kind of music are balloons afraid of?\nPop music!", + "What do you call a nervous tree?\nA sweaty palm!", + "What role does a baby plant have in the army?\nInfant-tree!", + "I can cut down a tree just by looking at it.\nI saw it with my own eyes!", + "What did the loaf of bread say after helping a friend?\nIt's the yeast I could do!", + "What did the slice of bread say to the slice of cheese?\nYou're the best thing since me!", + "How can you spot a radical baker?\nThey always go against the grain!", + "Why did the students go on the boat?\nTo get their scholar-ship!", + "Why couldn't the sailors play cards?\nThe captain was standing on the deck!", + "What do you do with a sick boat?\nTake it to the Doc!", + "What do you call a factory that makes ok products?\nA satis-factory!", + "Did you hear about the chocolate record player?\nIt sounds pretty sweet!", + 'I asked my Dog "What\'s 2 minus 2?\nShe said nothing!', ] await ctx.send(random.choice(messages)) From df65e91dba13144d34f251e00eea5e58d9f3721f Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: atomflunder <80397293+atomflunder@users.noreply.github.com> Date: Mon, 21 Aug 2023 17:43:47 +0200 Subject: [PATCH 2/2] Format --- cogs/funcommands.py | 2 +- 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/cogs/funcommands.py b/cogs/funcommands.py index 3be4364..9a9b5b2 100644 --- a/cogs/funcommands.py +++ b/cogs/funcommands.py @@ -130,7 +130,7 @@ async def joke(self, ctx: commands.Context) -> None: "What do you do with a sick boat?\nTake it to the Doc!", "What do you call a factory that makes ok products?\nA satis-factory!", "Did you hear about the chocolate record player?\nIt sounds pretty sweet!", - 'I asked my Dog "What\'s 2 minus 2?\nShe said nothing!', + "I asked my Dog \"What's 2 minus 2?\nShe said nothing!", ] await ctx.send(random.choice(messages))