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该在博客的首页写什么，这是一个世界级难题。

{: style="text-align: right" } —— 我自己

随机梗图 | Random Memes

"Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
"Ok, I will hear a TCP joke."
"Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke."
"Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has 20 characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline."
"Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has 20 characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline."
"I'm sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"

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“嗨，我想听一个TCP的笑话。”
“你好，你想听TCP的笑话么？”
“嗯，我想听一个TCP的笑话。”
“好的，我会给你讲一个TCP的笑话。”
“好的，我会听一个TCP的笑话。”
“你准备好听一个TCP的笑话么？”
“嗯，我准备好听一个TCP的笑话”
“OK，那我要发TCP笑话了。大概有10秒，20个字。”
“嗯，我准备收你那个10秒时长，20个字的笑话了。”
“抱歉，你的链接超时了。你好，你想听TCP的笑话么？”

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